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When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them = byelingual
@starflyergold @jonk Oh, believe me, this is part of my daily #thatjohnproblems. There isn't really a French word for what Americans call "casserole". "Casserole dish" is kind of « plat à four » but also 🤷♂️. A « casserole » is a saucepan, and a French oven is a « cocotte ».
God, I wish English would decide whether we want to spell it “airshow” or “air show”. #thatjohnproblems
Last night I went to a dinner with other local aviation industry folks, and had to explain the 737NG pickle fork issue. In French.
This was complicated by the fact that in France, we have cornichon elevators instead of pickle forks.
#thatjohnproblems
The @FlyANA_official @sitaonair inflight connection aboard #thatjohnonNH prohibits visiting the @Krug website to learn more about my bottle of Champagne 🤣 #thatjohnproblems
Can someone (@krugoli?) look up the Krug iD and screenshot for me, please?
I feel like I’m the Fully Sublimated, because I’m beyond the Religious Homosexual? But my champers consumption possibly means Homosexual Alcoholic? #thatjohnproblems
What type of homosexual are you?
TIL there is no French equivalent for “a rock and a hard place”, or really “the middle of the market”.
#thatjohnproblems
Oh thank God. Hoping this means I don’t have to remember another name for B/E Aerospace… #thatjohnproblems
So I’ve been earworming myself with Étienne Daho telling my French friends where I’m going all week, but I’m too much of a 90s kid not to prefer the Saint Etienne version. #thatjohnproblems
#thatjohnproblems: this is the only sunlight I’m likely to see today, but also I am very tired and want a nap. #thatjohnonAY
#thatjohnproblems: the purple turns blue under purple LED mood lighting 🤷♂️
This thread is everything RIP Lufthansa livery. #avgeekproblems #thatjohnproblems https://t.co/WwIwOAt9aG
When you tell media that the old yellow will be on "on every boarding pass and at every Lufthansa counter at the airport, among other things" but your PR Twitter account posts an image of the brand new counters without any yellow at all. 🧐 https://t.co/fDtW9lImGH
Thread over. It's just sad, you know? You watch an airline and a brand you once admired continuing a nosedive into average and you wish there was something you could to do stop it. #thatjohnproblems, I suppose.
#thatjohnphoto • #thatjohnproblems: as I slowly add bottles to my bar collection, I lose space for planes 🧐 • 2018potd
#thatjohnproblems: if you had “Japanese” as the language that is coming out of my mouth as I speak Spanish for the first time in years, come collect your winnings. You’ll find me via the confused trail of Spanish people wondering why I’m saying “hai” and “sumimasen” to them.
#thatjohnproblems: when you have to google the rental car model to figure out if you want it or not
#thatjohnproblems: the English computer-generated voice in CDG is the @charliehidestv voice from @RaPalDarkRes.
#thatjohnproblems with this one: most of the country is within a day trip of Tokyo!
Please let this be better than the 2015 show, where the wifi fell over and never stood back up again… #thatjohnproblems https://t.co/7HdBrGPsjw
Reinforced 4G networks for the 150,000 trade visitors + free WiFi on the site, say #PAS17
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