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"I killed the parents so now I have a bunch of orphans that I need to discard"
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"hence why i needed to make this stupid chart" #thingsDevelopersSay
Yes it is friday afternoon truth table o'clock
I distinctly remember learning about "truth tables" in school and thinking they were dumb
But on days when I feel brain-stumped, truth tables are 💖😅
"[person] writes tests. I like [person]. Their english isn't great but they're a good developer. English can go to hell, write Python." #thingsDevelopersSay
"Tfw you suggest that we should not break other business unit’s shit for funsies and get the shrug emoji
God I hate corporate politics
All these fucking career people
I already had a career. It fucking died and now I just want to do a good job." #thingsDevelopersSay
"If there’s one thing we’re good at, it’s accumulating tower of babel scale tech debt and then directing our brightest minds towards the decreasingly tractable problem of sticking more tech debt on top of the pile" (not my current place) #thingsDevelopersSay
"I wish we could just depend on every library and that way I would never have to install anything" #thingsDevelopersSay #devLife #mostlyKidding We have ALL the major query parsing libraries!!!
#ThingsDevelopersSay This should be a gzipped tarball that goes to Glacier storage.

"this button might do something to your mustard" #thingsDevelopersSay
"Make it a config option"
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"I don't want to create these alerts because we'll get them" #thingsdeveloperssay
"Technically, I think this should fix everything" #thingsDevelopersSay
"Your confidence in my data is scary" #thingsDevelopersSay
"It's a string. I hate all of you." #thingsDevelopersSay
"are we supposed to be testing these releases now?" #thingsDevelopersSay
"While we scaled down the load in a linear fashion, that’s not how infrastructure really works" #thingsDevelopersSay
"No, let's keep the broken code... for the nostalgic sense..." #thingsDevelopersSay
"Fuck points! You get what you measure for..." #thingsDevelopersSay
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