Top Tweets for #thingsIHearInClass
“You smell like cheesecake.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. Cheesecake makes me gassy.”
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How you know you're in a romance: You've got a giant, a swordsman, and a midget, the whole circus! #thingsihearinclass
I'd rather be rich and stupid than not rich and stupid #thingsihearinclass
I only listen to drum and bass and hip hop rap #thingsihearinclass
"In ancient times they squatted in a 35 degree angle" - one of my students obsessed with their @squattypotty
#thingsIhearInClass
#ThingsIHearInClass "Bitch eat a Snickers"
#ThingsIHearInClass "I've been taking 5 all day"
#ThingsIHearInClass "I just want to run through those rice fields one last time"
#ThingsIHearInClass "Hey Derek, you wanna go into the barn with me? I'm in desperate need of some plumbing"
#ThingsIHearInClass "I almost painted a vagina on my face but then I was like 'better not'"
" get your snow cone! That's important!" #thingsIhearinclass
"You remind me that I too need a shower" #thingsIHearInClass
#thingsihearinclass "...but I won't be satisfied until I mack his face..."
God have mercy on their souls...
poetry is for the people, not the professors #thingsihearinclass
"You ever thought about how waffles are just pancakes with abs?" #ThingsIHearInClass
"So you're saying there can be more than one comma in a sentence and it's still right?" #ThingsIHearInClass .. 😂😂😂.
"If there's a white person on my money, I don't want it. Straight Tubman's." #ThingsIHearInClass
#thingsihearinclass "falcons dont have knees"
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