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"How did you get cheese in your eyebrow??"
"Why is there BROCCOLI in your HAIR?!?"
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"Secret identities don't matter right now. Please do your math."
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Things we said to our parents and their answers. Featuring me saying something to MY mom, and HER response. Since things never change.
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"Please don't balance the pumpkin on your head, I do NOT want to be cleaning that out of the carpet."
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"No-one ever warned me that the hardest part of motherhood would be protecting my kids from the government."
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I was still half asleep this morning when I was having a conversation with my son after he started jumping on my bed, so I don't really remember the context. All I remember saying is: "I don't know how to give a duck a haircut." 🤷♀️ #ThingsParentsSay
"You are DONE opera singing for now."
"Stop karate chopping the box and let me open it!"
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"Why are you karate chopping the napkins?"
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"Why is there a bracelet on your ear?" #ThingsParentsSay
"There's a pirate ship mast in your bed, that can't be comfortable!"
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"No throwing swords!"
"Put away the swords while you're eating!"
Yyyep. This parenting life is going just about how I expected.
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"STOP. STABBING. YOUR BROTHER."
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"STOP. STABBING. YOUR BROTHER."
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That feeling when the teen is heading out the door to ukulele practice and you hear yourself yelling, “don’t forget your ukulele!” #thingsparentssay
“Why is your hand so wet?!” #thingsParentsSay
"Watch out! Don't step on people's heads!!"
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"Where's your sister? (Pause) Hang on, I think I hear her roaring."
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"Yes, I recognize the squirrel voice, but why are you holding a sword?"
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