Top Tweets for #thingsbeccasays
"He's definitely wearing an 'expert hat' right now - it just happens to look like a comb over." #thingsbeccasays
Sometimes belated moments of clarity are all we have. #thingsbeccasays
"Have you ever been to an alien planet?"
Bec: "uhh... Mars!"
"What how would you know?"
Bec: "I've been talking to them."
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"Did y'all know Alaska was right beside Canada? I always thought that it was down below Mexico like on all the maps."
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"How do you spell muddin"
B: M U D D I N '
"An apostrophe"
B: yeah it's redneck w/ class
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Becca: I thought plantations were those yellow things that were hard to eat.
Rachael: Sweetie those are plantains.......
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"Did you know hurricane Harvey was in Texas? I thought it was in Florida or something."
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Bec:"you know I've never really understood the term 24/7"
Me:"it means 24 hours a day and 7 days a week..."
Bec: "NO WAY!"
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Me: you want a pretty white jacket w/ gold buckles that makes you hug yourself?
Bec: THEY MAKE THOSE!?!?
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"Billboards give horrible relationship advice"
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"I wonder if you can glue your hands together with paint?"
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Me: Bec you have a solid 2 abs
Bec: well I need 7
Me: 7? You want an odd number of abs?
Bec: oh that'd be weird. 8!
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"Do I have 4 legs?"
Yes
"Am I a duck"
Becca I just said you have 4 legs
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Me: the ranger game just started
Bec: who's winning?
Me: they just started...
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"Not all hobos are poor some of them choose to live on the streets"
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"Don't wear shorts you're gonna get athletes butt"
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Bec: "Do you know what would be cool?"
Me: "What"
Bec: "If a human and an alien had a kid and we all called it a humalien"
#thingsbeccasays
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