Top Tweets for #thingsfiveyearoldssay
“And a partridge in a pantry.” 😂😂 #ThingsFiveYearOldsSay
“Anna Mae, do you have a boyfriend yet?”
“No, but thank you for reminding me”
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"I just really like to eat - I guess you could say it's my destiny" #thingsfiveyearoldssay
Levi: if the snails get "distinct" I'll have the only one left!" Me: extinct Levi. 😂 #thingsfiveyearoldssay
"Daddy, I'm like a bull In a China shop" #thingsfiveyearoldssay
My 5yr old: "can we buy passforts?" Me: "why?" Her: "so we can go to Francis and stuff" #parenting #thingsfiveyearoldssay #momlife
If your sister lived in the basement would you go visit her? Probly cuz then I could get an Icee-Pop. #thingsfiveyearoldssay
@peterdaou @BlueNationRev @PaulBegala @GlennKesslerWP Can't you use #Trump's #HeStartedIt defense? #ThingsFiveYearOldsSay
"Five is not an even number!" #ThingsFiveYearOldsSay
"Oh I wish it was Friday! Don't you wish it was Friday everyday!" 😂😂 #thingsfiveyearoldssay #butiwishsotoo 😌
"Your face...it feels nice. It doesn't feel healthy, but it feels nice." #thingsfiveyearoldssay #creepykid
Jon on the way home: Jesus pees. Me: Oh? Him: Yeah - rain is Jesus's pee. #thingsfiveyearoldssay
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