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“Twas the Night Before May” ’Twas the night before May, when all through the Speedway Not a piston was stirring, not even a Offy; The infield flags were hung by the grandstands with care, In hopes that Mr. Boles soon would be there. The Indy 500 fans were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of roaring engines danced in their heads; And Mom in her headphones, and I in my earplugs, Had just settled down for a short spring nap, When out on the track there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my cooler to see what was the matter. Away to the fence I flew like a flash, Tore open the gate and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the newly painted lines Gave a luster of speed to the bricks down below, When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a fleet of sleek racers, and Mr. Boles drawing near. With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Doug Boles More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled and shouted and called them by name: “Now, Penske! Now, Ganassi! Now, Andretti and McLaren! On, Rahal! On, Arrow! On, Ed Carpenter and Shank! To the top of the banking! To the end of the straight! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away, great!” As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky; So up to the tower the racers they flew With a full field of cars, and Mr. Boles too. And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The drumming and thunder of tires on the groove. As I drew in my head and was turning around, Down the grandstand Mr. Boles came with a bound. He was dressed all in blue suit, from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with fuel and soot; A bundle of pins he had flung on his back, And he looked like a promoter just opening his pack. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight— “Merry May to all, and to all a good night!” #Indy500 || #IndyCar || 🎁

🐾3-y/o Thin Mints found wandering in a park late Feb & brought in. Smart, knows cues, friendly, sweet & engaging, good leash-walker, treat-motivated, likes attn, earned 2nd best behavior rating. Looking to be a solo pet. Has mild dermatitis. Needs a foster offer by 4/21: https://t.co/F6NPfAjvay