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Birthday is in less than a week, if anyone wants to send me money for a coffee, lunch or whatever. ๐คทโโ๏ธ #CashApp #MyBirthday #ThisNeverWorks
Hey guys,
When a galโs got her headphones in, itโs a good bet that sheโs not interested in talking. Your opinion of her body is not urgent. Leave it alone. Live and let live.
#DontStopMyDamnBeats #NotInterested #ChillOutItsJustAnAss #ThisNeverWorks
The worst thing to do when you want to go to bed early is decide you wanna go to bed early. #thisneverworks #gonnahurttomorrow #stillhadfun
When I answer the phone and the recorded voice starts with "Please do not hang up" - what do you think happens? #Obviously #Thisneverworks
Any other #parents out there whine back at your #children in hopes that they hear how ridic they sound? #AskingForAFriend #thisneverworks
Tips for pets: put yourself IN the luggage so they can't go away. #thisneverworks
Looking online for the one thing that will convince me I'm done for the day and ready to go to bed...
#thisneverworks
I think I spend more than $20 every 3 months on an android charger ..#thisneverworks
Walks into Target...promises self to only buy what's on the list... #THISNEVERWORKS
Dear #ISTE15 Vendors,
I tweet relentlessly about cool #makered tools I use. You should give me stuff to try. #ThisNeverWorks
#PrepTalkLive VIDEO of big-time heads-up play for final out for @Alden_Athletics softball's Class B regional win
@SVBizGreg @SVbizjournal I hoped by me not being there this actually wouldn't happen :) #thisneverworks
Lego should send me Lego because I am GAIL SIMONE, yo! #thisneverworks
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