Top Tweets for #toiletwisdom
Peter meditated too close to the toilet today.
It showed him a vision of the chain collapsing into pure light.
The message was simple:
“Trust the flush.” ✨🚽
We don’t know what it means yet, but we feel lighter.
#toiletwisdom
Being alone on the toilet is proof that you'll always be alone when shit goes down 💩🤡
#humor #toilettalk #shitpost #toiletwisdom
You should use it! Squatting is more effective! Squatting when going to the toilet has been shown to have several benefits over the conventional sitting position. 🚽💪 #SquatForHealth #ToiletWisdom
New ‘multi- faith’ toilets at an Amazon warehouse in Leeds.
Crap in a hole third world style.
Instead of assimilating, companies are accommodating their backward ways.
The real competition is not with the entire market, it's with the 1%-10% that don't quit.
Everything is a process.
#ToiletWisdom
The real competition is not with the entire market, it's with the 1%-10% that don't quit.
Everything is a process.
#ToiletWisdom
I moved to the UK almost exactly three years ago. It’s been my home since then and I care about it. I can’t vote yet, but if I could, I’d #VoteLabour. As someone pointed out in a toilet in Manchester, ‘Corbyn is an absolute babe’. #toiletwisdom xo
It's World Toilet Day Today and having a toilet is a privilege: 4.2 billion people in the world live without safely managed sanitation. Read more... https://t.co/bxNYeT7NTN
@UN_Water #WorldToiletDay #SanitationForAll #ToiletWisdom
Memes are the lube of life. Yeah shit happens but memes make it tolerable. #toiletwisdom
I like to clean my cats litter box in the morning rather than at night, here’s why. If I start my day cleaning up shit, it can only go up from there. However, ending my day with shit is either a sharp downward curve on a good day or the night cap on shitty day. #toiletwisdom
There’s truth in them toilets.
#toiletwisdom
At the beating heart of the NHS in England, there’s a person with a pen rallying the troops when they come for a wee pause and sit down. Go you. #toiletwisdom #nhsengland #skiptonhouse
You ever walk by someone coming out of the bathroom as you're going in, sit down on the toilet, feel that the seat is warm, and then feel like you two just pushed your bare asses together because of it?
#thingsithinkabout #toiletwisdom #toiletthoughts
Being an Adult is basically just telling yourself that you can make it until the next cup of coffee.... #ToiletWisdom #CoffeeMakesMePoop
”To keep your delivery schedule from getting clogged, flush regularly” #toiletwisdom
https://t.co/wOzRdtQdjW
Make Racist Afraid Again. #toiletwisdom #fuckracism #fucknazis #peace #loveeachother #berlin… https://t.co/kmkr0WiIL8
When your toilet paper is called 'Relaxing Lavender', is it supposed to relax your anus? #toiletwisdom #deepquestionsaboutlife
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