Top Tweets for #ukfail
Tried the toilet roll challenge… yeah I’m not even making it to the ‘challenge’ part 😭📏 #DinkyDick #ToiletRollChallenge #SmallDickProblems #3Incher #UKFail #SizeDoesMatter
Tried the toilet roll challenge… yeah I’m not even making it to the ‘challenge’ part 😭📏 #DinkyDick #ToiletRollChallenge #SmallDickProblems #3Incher #UKFail #SizeDoesMatter
Tried the toilet roll challenge… yeah I’m not even making it to the ‘challenge’ part 😭📏 #DinkyDick #ToiletRollChallenge #SmallDickProblems #3Incher #UKFail #SizeDoesMatter
@BGatesIsaPyscho 🚨 UK insanity: A 12yo Jewish boy investigated by counter-terror cops for saying he wants Hamas—literal terrorists—wiped out?
But pro-Hamas chants on streets? Crickets.
This is peak two-tier policing. Protect kids, not terrorists! 🇬🇧🤦♂️ #FreeSpeech #UKFail
🇬🇧✈️ UK crew flew in to fix the grounded F-35 in Kerala…
Turns out, even stealth tech can’t hide from Indian monsoons and jugaad. 😏
Maybe next time bring a user manual—and a tow truck.
#F35 #UKFail #KeralaLanding #MakeInIndia #MaintainInUK
#DefenceDrama #RoyalAirFarce
@darrengrimes 21 convictions. Still not deported.
But UK citizens get jailed for mean tweets.
This isn’t justice — it’s jihadist appeasement in a suit. 🤡🇬🇧
#BritainIsBroken #TwoTierJustice #UKFail
Does the UK protect criminals more than the victims? Another tragic failure of the justice system. #JusticeForVictims #UKFail #TwoTierJusticeSystem
2 tier justice in the UK
@DavidDun1 Correct! #Tories 14 yr negligence led to full #privatisation of water supply & sanitation.
UK releases untreated sewerage into sea & rivers.
Swimmers complain re:raw sewerage in their water posing serious health risks.#Tory crony #oligarchs made a killing. Public shafted. #UKfail
He deserved the 0 points because he was an embarrassment to the UK….. it was like a cheap gay porno…… we have so much talent her and the pick a box ticket #ukfail #ollyalexander #wokefuckers
A humanitarian corridor doesn't remove support for any side but does support innocent people. #UKfail
US vetoes Security Council resolution that would have called for “humanitarian pauses” to deliver lifesaving aid to millions in Gaza
Favor: 12 (Albania, Brazil, China, Ecuador, France, Gabon, Ghana, Japan, Malta, Mozambique, Switzerland,UAE)
Against: 1 (US)
Abstain: 2 Russia, UK
Incredible to say it, but we are discussing the consent of a new deep coal mine in the UK, despite all that has been said in recent years about the phase out coal.
This is a very bad decision – supporting a technology of the past, with a very poor prospectus for new UK jobs.
@premnsikka So... I guess all those energy companies will leave the EU and come to the UK as we have no windfall tax.. Errrr #Notheywont, also they will still invest in new tech and infrastructure #UKfail
A country/ state is measured by how it treats its poorest, weakest & most vulnerable not by how it treats its rich & privileged.
#UKfail
Unjust treatment of Julian Assange is anathema to the "Rule of Law". It also speaks on deep pervasive depravity of power elites of reactionary #USAFail and #UKFail governments, and reflects badly on subservient #auspol, @AlboMP and @SenatorWong
Do READ the GREAT LETTERS by Australian journalist, James Ricketson to @AlboMP @SenatorWong - regarding the supposed "Consular Assistance" provided to #JulianAssange in @hmpbelmarsh , London 👏
https://t.co/p7h3ysfXk0
#FreeAssange #NoExtradition
@IthakaMovie @StellaMoris1
#BSB, some #Leaseholders may feel protected but central is funding protection for the entire building. @H_S_E initial assessment of buildings plan⬇️, some trapped until 2029, before process even begins! Germany sorted at £0 cost by 2019. #UKfail @michaelgove @EOCS_Official @ukcag
Oh dear listening to @H_S_E spokesperson describing how the appalling building safety act is going to work
How on earth can they think IF these buildings are still potentially unsafe it will take upto 5 years to asses
#homesforukraine the @ukhomeoffice is a joke. My guest got their visa last week, but they have still not sent her the Permit To Travel. How bad an organisation can be that they cannot send an email? #ukfail #ukgovernmentisajoke #WARINUKRAINE
@MarkWilkins1412 @NRKBhoy @PresidentISL @NicolaSturgeon @ScotGovFM Is that the British anti-Scotland propaganda script you are reading from because the UK is currently having 'massive cuts' and 'tax rises' right now. #ukfail
#ScottishIndependence #BrexitBritain
@NoToIndy1 @DTinmey @ScotNational Who do you take orders from? Its just that you seem very agitated about a thing #ScottishIndependence you claim can't happen anyway, yet seem to not care about all the great stuff happing right now in the UK. #ukfail #BrexitDisaster #JohnsonVariant
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
240.4M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
119.3M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.7M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
110.1M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
97.6M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.1M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
90.8M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
87.4M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
81.3M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
72.8M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
69.7M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
69.5M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.7M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
63.7M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.5M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
62.2M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.9M followers
X
@x
60.8M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
60.5M followers