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@NHLJets sent us an email saying they noticed we haven’t been to a game all year and offered us 2 tickets to a game. Still can’t go to it. Little ignorant and naive of them, they’re the reason we can’t go #UmThanks #ThanksForVirtueSignalling
All the films i’ve worked on.. and my teens have decided to tell their peers (if asked):
peers: “What does your mom do?”
them: My mom worked on Bee Movie. You know… that movie where a bee and a human f&$ck.
#kidsTorturingTheirParents #iAmSoLoved #umThanks
I was feeling super cute in my fur this cold morning until my 2yo said, “I like your beard, mommy!”
#UmThanks??
#KidsKeepYouHumble
#MomSquad
#ToddlerHonesty

@ginnyhogan_ A 22-year-old once asked my age. I said "27." She said "You don't look it!" #umthanks
Having a random dude compliment my unstyled hair while I'm looking at tampons in the supermarket is the weirdest shit. #umthanks?
When a man you haven't seen in a long time tells you you've lost your babyfat.
#umthanks? #maybebecauseim33
When the colleague you fired for corruption wishes you happy birthday on facebook.
#umthanks
Today my 2 year old told me "You're so big and strong mama!" ....I think I need to teach her some new compliments. #umthanks

When you're working kid summer programs and a fourteen year old says you look 16 when you're 19. #dontknowhowishouldfeel #umthanks
So @EngmanDerek has been teaching me some wrasslin moves...
Me: "Don't break my neck."
Him: "Of course not."
*does DDT*
Him again: "You know, you can really hurt someone with that move." #umthanks
I love it when work extends your shift and then when you’re there sends you home early. #umthanks
“I’m running out of room to pile the dirty laundry....did you run out of soap or something? Can I go get you some?” 🤔 #helpfulhusband #kenyounot #umthanks
Due to the flurries today, LCS have cancelled classes Saturday. #umthanks
So two Hutterite girls just came up behind me in Walmart and told me they liked my butt. #umthanks
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