Top Tweets for #webothlaughed
Best customer service from Apple today. When I explained the problem and what I needed, her response was "cool beans". #daymade #webothlaughed
Best comment from a student today. “You seem really nice and all, but I don’t ever want to talk to you again”.
#academicintegrity #studentsupport #conversations #empowerstudents #webothlaughed
Wife “You coming up to bed?”
Me “You going to be doing some work?”
Wife “Yes... you can’t come up and lay down next to me while I write a workout?”
Me “I don’t want to be distracting. 😉”
#WeBothLaughed
During Tales of the Lion King...
Simba: Everybody look left
Me: <looks left>
Simba: Everybody look right
Me: <looks right, and makes direct eye contact with another person in the audience>
#WeBothLaughed #Disneyland
Just told my cat that @RuthDavidsonMSP thinks she’ll be First Minister of Scotland. #WeBothLaughed

At the grocery store, the lady at the checkout said “have a good weekend” and I responded by saying “Merry Christmas to you too!” #webothlaughed 🤦🏻♀️😂
This morning's diaper change battle: "do I have to sit on you so that you'll stay still?" "Yeah!" "Okay..." - today I sat on my toddler to change his diaper 🤷 #toddleroscar #momlife #webothlaughed
@CaesarSamayoa the BF just used your "we're all freaking the fuck out" line... in a argument... #WeBothLaughed
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I ordered coffee. She asked me for my name. I said: "Wolf." She said: "OK. I'll howl when it's ready." We both laughed.

My daughter's newest trick? A poo fountain she only unleashes when not wearing a nappy #babygenius #webothlaughed #dadwasabitslowtomove
When the #chickfila guys goes to give you change and you think its a dab #neverusecash #alwaysplastic #moneyproblems #webothlaughed
Holy BALLS to the runner who just made me run out my front door to whistle like a man 😍😍😍 #hewillbeback #webothlaughed
My Christmas tree tumbled onto the Access man. Sorry pal
#webothlaughed
best thing to happen today was my coffee guy waving to me as he rolled by on his skateboard & wiping out on his ass.
#hesOK #webothlaughed
I just tried to get into someone else's Wrangler thinking it was ours while the guy was pumping gas #webothlaughed 😅
Just ran up 2 an old lady walking in2 grocery store & said, "Let me get that 4 U", waving my hand to open the automatic door. #WeBothLaughed
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