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Reality tv show idea:
When a priest is determining which staff member’s hours to cut to part-time, the staff are put in what we’ll call the... “Sons of Thunder Dome”. The only weapons they can use are the ones used in ministry. It’ll catch on. #ymprobs
For all our burnt out youth ministers and confirmation coordinators who are trying to fight the good fight, we pray. #wearewithyou #ymprobs
Me: “Please don’t chew gum in the sanctuary.”
Teen: “Ok, boomer.”
Me, rolling my eyes: “I’m a Xennial. If you’re going to insult me, do it properly.”
#ymprobs
I met a teen that is exactly me when I was in my 90s youth group. The circle is complete. #myYMwasright #ymprobs #Lordhelpme
A parent asked to sit in a confirmation class to make sure we’re teaching Catechesis the “right way”. I asked him if he’d liked to be a catechist and he acted like I asked him to join a gang.
We’ll have to jump him in later. #ymprobs
Me when the youth room becomes a general storage space. #ymprobs
One of our confirmation requirements is having parents come to class w/ their teens 2x during the year.
If I had a nickel for every time parents told me “I went to catholic school so I don’t need to come to your classes” I would have many nickels. All of the nickels. #ymprobs
When a parent comes in to tell me how they think the Confirmation requirements are too extreme. #ymprobs
Yo, do me a solid and offer up a prayer for all YM’s who are emotionally abused and traumatized by their pastors. #ymprobs #moministrymoproblems
Lol. I’d be happy if my teens’ families even did this much. #ymprobs
If the 17 second you spend praying before a meal is your idea of family prayer, think again.
When my HS teens pitch ideas that I know won’t work. #ymprobs
#ymprobs When one of THOSE parents tells me they’re going to go and talk to Father about me.
When the church’s pro-life committee starts talking about forming a teen task force and starts eyeing you and your one free day a week. #butseriously #idloveto #butno #ymprobs
This is literally my life right this very moment as I sit on Twitter as opposed to finishing my retreat talk that was due several days ago.....
#ymprobs
When you tell your pastor you need a raise so you can keep a roof over your family’s head and instead he tells you to check out Zillow. #ymprobs
“I like my job more than your insta story” -me, to a teen #ymprobs
Aaannndddd I've officially hit the stress eating stage of retreat planning.. Oh wait, now I'm on twitter avoiding more prep work. While you're here, pray for Mary Queen of Peace Luke 18 retreat this weekend. #YMprobs
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