Jonah Berquist

Sometimes professional computer user. PlanetScale. Formerly GitHub, Twitter.

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@Sav_Longoria hell yeah

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@pipecork rude

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earthquake?

[savannah longoria @savsql]

Ever think you indexed and partitioned your tables properly, but your queries still refuse to run as fast as you want them to? It might be time to tell them to EXPLAIN themselves. 😏

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

i just found out that tumblr went to town on this venn diagram i made

[Jonah Berquist @hashtagjonah]

these videos are good

[PlanetScale @PlanetScale]

🚀 MySQL for Developers video course is live 🚀

This free, 64 lesson course is perfect for developers who want to strengthen MySQL skills in a way that is relevant to everyday work.

Watch it now here!
https://t.co/fYNnXu0nez

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

My new hobby: finding public domain images that Getty sells for $500, locating hi-rez scans of their original publications, cropping and cleaning them up, adding metadata, and uploading them to Wikimedia Commons.

First one: https://t.co/GUpgJs6ea0

[Jonah Berquist @hashtagjonah]

@rbranson now ask it to write a banger tweet version of that banger tweet

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@DougMadory @planetscaledata Hey!

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software with an extra checkbox for "actually do the thing"

[Aaron Francis @aarondfrancis]

All 64 videos for the free MySQL course have been recorded, edited, reviewed for technical accuracy, packaged, and uploaded!

Attached is the final video list, I cannot wait for y'all to see this.

We're finalizing the website and launching soon 🚀👨‍🚀

https://t.co/p5WKFo1vzK

[Jonah Berquist @hashtagjonah]

If you missed this live and want to see the recording, we did record! Find it here: https://t.co/avqVmfi16G

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it me

[PlanetScale @PlanetScale]

Join us on January 26th where you'll learn how to solve your MySQL scaling issues from a seasoned Solutions Architect who has spent over a decade helping companies scale their databases.

Sign up here: https://t.co/VHupKs4QCp

[Jonah Berquist @hashtagjonah]

@jeremycole Unindexed friction shifters are where it's at, and also cheaper fwiw

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Just called @DisneyPlus again, and this time was told that they couldn't verify I was the owner of this account and they hung up on me. Who do I need to start @-ing to get this fixed?

[Jonah Berquist @hashtagjonah]

Thought I might try to merge my Hulu and Disney+ accounts from different emails into a bundle and have spent a ton of time chatting with different support agents, including one that changed my display name to "ass hole" so that's how I'm spending my morning 🤦‍♂️

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Checked this morning and it's been changed again. Nothing profane this time, just garbage. This whole thing is absurd.

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@jackconstantine Yeah, maybe @Disney has answers for what was going on, because I sure don't

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@cheshire137 @hulu_support @DisneyPlus 😬🤦‍♂️