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[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

We’re just three people away from stopping Trump’s madman meltdown.

Three.

That’s the number of House Republicans who — if they chose to act — could change history. Right now.

By demanding he step down, voting to impeach, or flipping control of the House.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

If that brave corgi story is AI I'm going to burn everything down.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

Republicans control every branch of government. But, go off.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

James Gracey, a 20-year-old junior at the University of Alabama, was last seen by a friend around 3 a.m. local time Tuesday outside Barcelona’s Shoko club on popular Barceloneta Beach, relatives said in a statement.
https://t.co/jiSzhI6Udf

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Babe wake up, they made an ihopplebees

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

Camp Rock 3 is coming, Miley’s back filming as Hannah Montana, and Hilary Duff just rereleased her old music INCLUDING the should’ve won a
Grammy anthem “What Dreams Are Made Of.” We are officially in a full-blown Disney revival and I am LIVING for it.

MILLENNIALS…THIS IS OUR ERA!!!

[miranda @hashtagmiranda]

@MileyCyrus I was an og miley cyrus fan club member where’s my invite !!!!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Fans have started receiving invites for taping of ‘Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special’ in LA.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Dear World,

Americans overwhelmingly do not support going to war. In 2024, we voted to end foreign wars and regime change.

Americans want affordable health, home, and auto insurance and good healthcare.

Americans want rich powerful pedos and rapists strung up on gallows, even if it collapses our own government. They’ve also said wood chippers. (Literally quoting them)

Americans want a good paying job and to be able to buy a nice home.

Americans just want good trade deals and world peace, and we love to travel to many of your lovely countries.

I just thought someone should tell you outside of our ruling class.

[A @TELLMELlES]

making one of the most addictive series ever and then casually announcing this is the last time we’ll see them on screen together hours before the finale is insane.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

if we’re being honest i think this song deserves to be talked about the same way The Climb is

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We are literally the last generation who knows what life was like before social media.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

How times have changed

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

Racist. Deranged. Humiliating to our country. The fact that we have decided to pretend to this is normal every day is a moral abomination. Have we any shame?

And every day an entire generation is being told it is “Christian” to support this. God have mercy on us.

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

If we arrest the men in the Epstein files and seize their assets we can fund Dr. Barbacid’s research and everyone else’s too.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

people wonder why SA survivors don’t come forward. it’s because their abusers become the president of the united states.