calb mur

*a bassoon plays quietly in the background*

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'We look brave,' said Frog.

'Yes, but are we?' asked Toad.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

@tashenubaste Fair enough I guess. Even if that number isn’t completely accurate, The general sentiment that cats are an invasive species that disproportionally damage environments they are introduced to is just still true though.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

@clutchcityblvd @MLBNetwork @ac13alex @Hunter_Renfroe @alannarizzo @RedSox Fangraphs OOA yes, but other metrics no. I don’t care enough to get into the nitty gritty over defensive stats which contract depending on what metric you’re using. When it really boils down to it, great fielders are great fielders.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

@deBeauxOs1 @LammaticHama Dogs don’t kill 2.4 billion birds every year.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

I am getting married in two days.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Fuck most of these “All-Stars” for being lifeless, playing safe, and not entertaining us. The whole point of All-Stars is the spectacle. The fact that so few of these players realize this highlights that they aren’t actually All-Stars. What a missed opportunity. #BB22

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

Ian fan cam.

[lyyynnze @luckyp0p]

@BB_Updates as she should https://t.co/y1KpDiw6FT

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

@ferkslaw @jerkyboys23 @Delena0936 @BB_Updates In reality, being irritated by behaviors that people use to self-regulate IS irritating and people have the right to say do. That’s what we did. Others who have or know someone with ASD were offended. It doesn’t matter if people have said worse.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

Congrats to Enzo on his second straight HoH! #bb21

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

Christmas plays a simp game. It was boring in BB19 and it’s boring in #bb22

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

#NewProfilePic

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

This is about to become a big brother all stars account just be aware.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Barack Obama killed more people than Fidel Castro.

[rick (a dolphin) ☭ @anonamurs]

James Baldwin after Dr. King was assasinated in 1968.

[j @javaun___]

We don’t joke about this one

[⿻ @statcap]

oh your smart? name everything

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

I have been learning a lot about creative writing lately which is super cool because I can take this information into the classroom, but it also sucks because I feel like I’m lacking the inspiration/creativity to apply these lessons myself and actually write something.

[calb mur @HashtagMur]

Elon musk is now and has always been garbage.