Steven

an unscrupulous natural therapist

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

*scrambles to write some sort of take on the recent news that will go viral but not be offensive to anyone* Damn! Lots going on! Some good, some bad.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

there’s a moment halfway through the end of oak street that completely upended every expectation i had for it & changes the course of the entire movie & my face was frozen like 😦 for a solid minute after & i genuinely can’t remember the last time a movie made me feel like that

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@eviIcherub ISO a review of Roma that seems to have been deleted that was like “every frame is a poem. Unfortunately that poem reads “I am your maid and I put on my maid outfit for you to be your maid.” Anyone got that?!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@emma_chapple @PodcastTheRide Just realized there is nothing that really indicates my identity, we met before Evita

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@emma_chapple @PodcastTheRide Should have guessed you’re in the podcast: the ride COMMUNITY as well!!!!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 I agree that the costume department stakeholders should have considered how visually similar they are and/or asked tom to strip naked after doing the skydiving for di*ersity, equit*, and inclu*ion reasons

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Upon close examination, this is actually tom doing a “halo jump” in the classic film “mission impossible: fallout” and not tom doing a “submarine voyage” in the film “mission impossible: the final reckoning.” He never takes this suit off in the context of the film I fear!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@TheStalwart @IrvingSwisher @RenMacLLC King of accountability!!!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@JennyENicholson This is what true talent looks like.

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Omg chickie this is tea and it’s always so funny when the blazer ends up in tatters and they’re wearing dockers with a belt

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@JennyENicholson They absolutely had ChatGPT write the dialogue for this. They’ve given up! They’ve rolled over like the rock in front of the tomb! I WILL be watching the livestream.

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

in this moment of extreme virality, we cannot forget that Saratoga spring water is the official water of top chef

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Only the true heads know that only Beyoncé sings that portion but the joke is still too good

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@JennyENicholson “My Gal’s A Corker” headed for my 2025 Spotify Wrapped I fear.

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@JennyENicholson @TheDudeAbides The collective gasp your devoted community of Epic Universe-loving Patreon incels just let out seeing that you DARE criticize the flawless and logical ticketing system employed by Epic Universe…!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@JennyENicholson It is also clear that their casting process was a disaster, as they keep introducing new women at random times because they “don’t have the vocalists they need” or whatever and then being angry when the brand new women with no training aren’t immediately nailing the choreo.

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Love to participate: in discourse

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Are you getting into ufc

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 I mean, if I visit I guess I can like, sample the cafe or whatever via this membership?

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steven @hashtagsteven]

@scene_witch420 Queen of the tea house latrine gonna be disgesting all the nutrients available from the meager food at altitude!