chronically online

professional yapper

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

So was I, have we forgotten the art of sarcasm?

[venus 🦕 @bluesprongs]

i feel like he was definitely flirting 😭

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

@getheode No do you typically struggle with social cues

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

I’m going to die alone

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

@ariexsha Mind you it’s called sarcasm 😭

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

@vampire_weekday So was I dude is sarcasm not a thing anymore?

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

I’m not even sure what this means

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

Banana bread when Freerecovery rice walks in

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

If you could see what my panties look like during follicular week, you wouldn’t speak to me in that tone #WAP

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

I wish I could stop talking like this to potential romantic partners

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

#DontTextHimChallenge

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[༺♡༻ @grimsace]

u can’t be a good conversationalist as a beautiful woman because everyone tries to date you

[dolls spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

Being a beautiful girl with naturally flirty mannerisms will have you getting tease allegations from men you wouldn’t even tickle

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

Exactly

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

Being really normal about having a cold

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

@gibberishOG 2021-2025 it’s been a generational run

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

Is it ethical to be on dating apps when you feel inherently unlovable

[g @34rths]

Loving someone so much they start feeling like a ray of light that makes everything joyous and warm