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[Hashim @hashtheninja]

@Chtuyia798 couldn’t agree more with everything you just said

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[David @NopContext]

El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro:

[Dylan @DylanPatel4_]

Ninja engineers are the closest thing we have to Tony Stark

[Wrexham AFC Women @WrexhamAFCWomen]

Making history ⭐️

After representing Pakistan in April, Mariam Mahmood becomes the first ever Wrexham AFC Women's player to appear on the Club's International Honours Board!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Wavy☆ @Wavyswago]

How I be moving in front of the mirror when the fit hits just right

[JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub]

You’re just blatantly not me nan

[👻 @ariesbbz]

american social skills make every brit look like a giant autist ngl

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Hashim @hashtheninja]

for example nothing

[arjun @badderfish]

my friend watched her first football game last night

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Going from MBappe to Haaland to Messi

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[Waru @darthvilm]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando pasa la policía y tengo que actuar como si no hubiera hecho nada (no he hecho nada)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

[James Titcomb @jamestitcomb]

Calling a Tube strike in late April seems incredibly self defeating. Oh no I’m going to have to e-bike along the river through this magnificent city in the spring sunshine

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

Type of shit I would spend hours looking through as a kid before the smartphone destroyed my life