LandSnark

"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty" -Thomas Jefferson... 🚫DMs, not interested in your bull, I have my own.

[LandSnark @hashwagg]

Nobody at the FDA, CDC, NIAID, WHO, or the litany of other US or world agencies or the pharma industry will profit a thin dime unless there is the creation of a "new" vaccine.

They are fkn you.

https://t.co/T7Zvx4S6bg

[ARMY1325AIR @army1325air]

To every magnificent government issued bad decision walking around pretending their knees still work.

Somehow Uncle Sam looked at us, handed us weapons, vehicles, radios, explosives, and millions of dollars in equipment, then decided we still needed adult supervision to cross a parking lot.

Army veterans are already awake because our bodies still believe somebody is about to yell formation. Half of us showed up at 0530 for breakfast and are furious the restaurant isn’t open yet.

Marines are still recovering from their birthday, roaming around like crayon powered attack Roombas looking for somebody to tell they were Marines.

Air Force veterans are checking Veterans Day specials to make sure the restaurant has climate control, WiFi, and acceptable thread counts before committing to the operation.

Navy veterans have somehow turned a trip to Applebee’s into shore leave. Somewhere right now, Admiral Mozzarella Sticks is explaining port and starboard to a waitress who deeply regrets asking how his day is going.

Coast Guard veterans are already offended because somebody called them Navy. Relax, Baywatch Battalion. We know you’re a real branch. Now go rescue somebody’s drunk uncle from a pontoon boat.

Space Force veterans are staring at the sky waiting for their free meal to achieve orbital insertion. Calm down, Sergeant Star Trek. Applebee’s is not a space station and the mozzarella sticks are not mission critical.

Then you’ve got the retired first sergeant standing in the parking lot counting everyone like six fully grown adults might disappear between the Silverado and the front door.

And somebody will eventually say, I miss the military.

No, Sergeant Nostalgia, you miss the people.

You do not miss layouts.

You do not miss 0530 accountability.

You do not miss standing around for three hours waiting for somebody with a clipboard.

And you definitely do not miss emptying an entire connex because Lieutenant Lost My Compass signed for something that apparently existed during the Reagan administration.

But I’ll tell you what I do miss.

The people.

The idiots beside me who could make the worst day funny, turn misery into a competition, and somehow become family without anybody ever saying it out loud.

So enjoy your free meal today, you decommissioned disasters.

You earned it.

And if anybody calls me high speed while pointing at a broom, I’m activating my DD214 and leaving the area immediately.

If you actually read all of this, congratulations. You can read. Your drill sergeant would be absolutely fucking amazed.

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@texasvaquero1 Gotta admit, that would make a great tee-shirt!

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Surprised? Is it sinking in yet?

Three Former GOP Speakers Find New Role Helping Democrat Take Power https://t.co/pvgJGeIAqh

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@Squirrelmommo @Osint613 funny how that happens.

wonder if they'll stand up when their doors are being kicked in?

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@Cbvheartland2 I’m going with “more like an incredibly bad joke!”

These dirtbags have the same amount of testosterone as an 11 yo girl.

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@jtlynch60 Ahhhh, the land where you need a fast dog to chase down the blues...

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@P_TalksCrypto @grok when was this initially broadcast?

[I'm Pressure Y'all Pressed @kiss_my_grits01]

I wanted the camera to pan to the board members. I know they were sitting there gagging. This young man has a bright future ahead of him! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[LandSnark @hashwagg]

Suitable?

[Nichole @nicholepat75]

Hey guys! This is Buzz, again. @BuzzPatterson. I’m using my wife’s account because I’m locked out of mine,

This past Saturday, a hacker hit my account and had it locked down. I even have an idea who did it. I’d love to reveal him but I can’t.

All of my attempts to reach out to @X and @Support have been fruitless.

I’ve had my account since 2009. The only other time I was hacked? Just prior to the Mid-Terms in 2020 when I ran for Congress. Coincidence?

I pay @X for all the premium stuff and I’m in the Creator Program. I’ve made 100,000s of friends and contacts on X.

Yet, they can’t protect my account without locking me out?

I want my access back. That you for your attention to this matter. Please help. Please spread the word. My wife’s account doesn’t have the reach. Thank you! 🙏

@elonmusk
@Support
@nikitabier
@GuntherEagleman
@Hunter_Eagleman
@WarlordDilley
@catturd2

[Steve Baker @SteveBakerUSA]

And to think of all the things we worry and fight over on this tiny flying space rock we call Earth. 🤔

[LandSnark @hashwagg]

@Judianna the companionship is worth it. you know it.🤣

[A Midwestern Doctor @MidwesternDoc]

When cells face lethal threats, they "turn off" to protect themselves, so to cure many chronic illnesses or fatigue, they must be turned back "on".

Here I show how the Cell Danger Response underlies many "incurable" diseases and how to correctly resolve it:
https://t.co/dnhholjLf4

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Just think about this: Abdul is so bad that numerous Michigan Democrats are running for their lives.

[LandSnark @hashwagg]

@AmrcaFirst @MichaelCasey_ @JeannieGiering @LeroyTruth until the bureaucrats and politicians are breaking rocks somewhere, it'll continue...

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@toxiccowboy02 Che' tee shirt? Nah, she's not gonna wake up.

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@HemmerleinLee I do, but not the next one...

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@CJGRISHAM 8 yrs ago before Beto challenged Cruz in the Senate race.

Rodney Ellis ( the County Commissioner) now runs Harris Co and most of the City.

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@Cbvheartland2 I vaguely remember the Iraqis having an election, and didn’t they have the results in one day?

Purple thumbs and paper ballots are starting to look pretty good.