Fuckface falls asleep on live TV, he lies as he breathes, his body is decomposing, he can’t walk a straight line, he has dementia, he’s an adjudicated rapist, a pedophile, a convicted felon, he’s got the IQ of a carp AND HE STILL HOLDS THE NUCLEAR CODES.
HUGE: Aaron Ford is officially the Democratic nominee for governor of Nevada.
Congrats, Aaron! Let’s flip the governor’s mansion blue and win big in November.