hasnomane.

Beauty in diversity.
Chelsea FCW and Chelsea FC in that order.
Niamh Charles defender.
Respects Jesse Carter
Jesse Fleming is the baby 🐐. JRK will come good.

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Marc Skinner to the rescue

[Tim Stillman ���️⭐️ @timstillman_]

Just heard from Renee Slegers. On her position, she says, ‘everything I want is the best for us and all the best for these players. So that's heavily on my mind and I still believe I can impact and help the team forwards. But I think it's always, if that's not the case anymore, then a change needs to happen, but I have belief in knowing where we can go with this team.’ Full quotes coming up on Arseblog News.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Bruno Fernandes is the first Man United captain in history to record more Champions League defeats than wins 😳

[🇳🇬 . @AFCYop_]

Seeing people categorise Doku as a world class player makes me laugh ngl 😭

There are 6 tiers of players:

T6: Average
T5: Good
T4: Very good
T3: Elite
T2: World class
T1: All timer

You’re telling me a winger with 12 goals in 4 seasons is world class? T4 imo👍

[Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 @IrelandFootball]

Katie with the strike and we’re two-up 🔥

48’ | 2-0

[Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 @IrelandFootball]

STAPO 💪

What a ball by Anna Patten and Jessie fires it into the back of the net!

40’ | 1-0

[K @Khafilat10]

Chicken breast is so difficult to eat
Too meaty and the taste isn’t so good

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

@SkySportsPL Delap???? 😭😭😭😭

[Taro🌺 @Tarostarrr]

Alcohol does NOT taste like juice YOU GUYS ARE ALCOHOLICS

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Solanke in 2026????

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Why do some Chelsea fans not like Ellie, she’s been good for us. No??

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

My top 5 horror movies:

1. Introduction
2. Literature Review
3. Methodology
4. Results
5. Discussion/Conclusion

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Winstanley and Shields next 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Chelsea sporting director Laurence Stewart is set to leave by mutual agreement in the near future.

Stewart to leave on excellent terms but it is also part of tweaks to the sporting leadership structure. Sam Jewell and Joe Shields to assume more responsibility but not a like-for-like replacement. More soon on @BBCSport. #CFC

[Nizaar Kinsella @NizaarKinsella]

Chelsea sporting director Laurence Stewart is set to leave by mutual agreement in the near future.

Stewart to leave on excellent terms but it is also part of tweaks to the sporting leadership structure. Sam Jewell and Joe Shields to assume more responsibility but not a like-for-like replacement. More soon on @BBCSport. #CFC

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

But Amaju Pinnick will be shinning teeth with FIFA. Just a very anyhow person.

[Olúwashínà Òkélèjì @oluwashina]

FIFA Found a Player Ineligible. His Team Played in the World Cup Anyway.

Officials determined that a goalkeeper from the #DRCongo did not have the correct paperwork, documents showed that Congo never finished the required documentation for Mpasi to switch his national association affiliation after playing for French youth squads.

But no action was taken, renewing questions about FIFA's governance.

FIFA officials drew up possible options, including awarding the match to #Nigeria, imposing fines, replacing Congo with Nigeria in the playoff against Jamaica, or doing nothing on the grounds that Nigeria had filed its complaint late, the documents show.

Additional correspondence about the investigation, also reviewed by The Times, included details about FIFA's actions in previous cases that matched publicly known information. A FIFA legal official not involved in the case confirmed the authenticity of the documents obtained by the Times. By @tariqpanja https://t.co/VsCOp1MGNz

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Does this not count as government interference in football? @FIFAcom

[City Chief @City_Chief]

🚨 | MAJOR BREAKING: The UAE is reportedly warning Prime Minister Andy Burnham that it could pull BILLIONS OF POUNDS of future investment from the UK in response to the #ManCity verdict.

The threat reportedly includes funding sought for the Oxford–Cambridge tech corridor – billed as Britain’s answer to Silicon Valley.

[via @rmendick]

[Folajimi. @thefolajimy]

i am afraid i will never stop finding spoken word corny asf😭

[Caleb Great @calebgreat005]

If you have a disability in Nigeria ehh, sorry for you.
As someone who stammers, my eyes has seen it all.
You go for job interviews and they treat you like you have some kind of disease.
Mehn, I need to get the fuck out of this country asap.

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

Accurate punishment for city is to sell to Todd Boehly and make Stewart and Winstanley Sporting directors. They should also take Shields. Then deduct 50 points each for the next 10 seasons in the premier league.

[Otunba Dékúnlé @dekunle_ib]

I was going to break into that top 50 leaderboard but looks like some of you did not plan to be productive on this fine Monday, and I hope your employer clocks you 🙏🏻

[hasnomane. @hasnoname_1]

The obsession with CB Bronze will cost us one day ☹️