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[murphy @caqping]

Type of cart you only get from your coworker or sibling

[⎝ 𓆩༺🌺Rukis༻𓆪 ⎠ @soirekiiss]

When somebody moves u by grabbing ur hips

[GusUsta @gususta]

birisi bana önemli bir şey anlatıyordur ama ben döner koltukta oturuyorum

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at 2 AM watching funny videos after telling myself I was going to fix my sleep schedule

[A✨ @AaeMae]

I wanted to be thick so bad and now I got a lil gut, bye.

[Neon @fw_Neon]

My mom: look at you, just high and stupid

Me:

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me when i start using my own money and realize how expensive i am

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me controlling my anger when he's pissing me off cuz I want him to put a ring on my finger

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

this is so real. 😭

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

when i text “interesting” this how i be looking

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you want to gossip so bad but you promised yourself to stfu 😩😩😩

[kjay @sexmoneyflaws]

btch i said i like u so delete ur instagram