Turkey God

Definitely not

[Turkey God @hastisc]

Shitting rn brb

[Sexual Scooby Doo @RuhRohScoobs]

When fat girls wear Yoga Pants #RuhRoh #BonerAlert

[dream @JontentG]

Sam, if you ever get rid of jet, I will step up and take his place

[WSDOT East @WSDOT_East]

I hate everything.

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@ohcarinaoftime It's more about aerodynamics and suspension, which is more akin to getting new arms and a new bone structure. It's also a movie

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@Mondomegabitch Sweat and piss

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@CATCOTW Idk anything about what this tweet was talking about, but I sure hope catco drops an official cut of that cutie carousel song they put out on youtube soon

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@drnk_bleech @borntopiss Likewise, just hit it about an hour ago

[Patrick ⭐ @itspartypatrick]

@jetneptune_ Keep sending in more fat white guys and tell Chris he is their leader.

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@patrician_tv Misread this at first and thought you were adding dwarf fortress into the mix too

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

Someone ran into Plowie McPlow Plow.

[WSDOT East @WSDOT_East]

Please don’t be this person. I can’t stress enough how dangerous this is. One slip in these conditions and you could end up bouncing between the plow and median. Give our plows space and avoid passing them. We’ve already had one plow hit this morning, we don’t need another.

[Jömmu 🏔 @fuckjommu]

Being pulled in 5 different directions but i just want to stare into the void

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@fuckjommu @patchwerks_ The reveal was too early, you gotta pull out

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Worldwide Podcast "Hideo Kojima presents BRAIN STRUCTURE" is coming to Spotify on Sept 8th!
The theme song is by SILENT POETS! and there will be a cutting-edge gaming industry news by Geoff Keighley!

→ https://t.co/6IbURGXoBF
Look forward to it!👍

[WSDOT East @WSDOT_East]

No... no... NO!!!!!!!!!

Yes, its almost June, and yes it's still snowing up at Sherman Pass. Drive for conditions and use caution.

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@fuckjommu You can't say that about them

[Jömmu 🏔 @fuckjommu]

What the fuck did kendrick just call me?

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@wsdot_traffic Gotcha, thanks boss

[Turkey God @hastisc]

@wsdot_traffic what's the deal with all the WSP officers on the south end of 405?