Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦

Chromed choom, Weight lifting, egg white eating, degenerate freedom fish

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@reuterspictures Lol, lmao even

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@kirawontmiss I don't know which is which but I know a suicide pact when I see one

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@OliLondonTV "I hate rich people"
-millionaires who think you have to be a billionaire to be rich

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

A Harvard Business Review finding showed that mandatory race training in workplaces produced higher levels of racism in the end, similar to the white bear suppression effect.

We were so close to a colorblind society… then all the crazies ruined it with performative politics.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[Awesome Jew @Awesome_Jew_]

A man tattooed the map of Palestine on his arm. 🇵🇸

[Severus @SeverusChud]

The duality of gamers..

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@nasispadang By including capitalist you removed 95% of straight men

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@sleepy_devo Except they don't mean human rights that everyone has, they mean special rights, like the right to sterilize children or enter the bathroom of the sex they identify as.

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@JamesHu27192912 An afghan sf guy tell me that vaginas smell disgusting but buttholes were way better.

We even had one afghan who was failing to get his wife pregnant ask what he should do different. He'd been doing anal for years and was disgusted when we informed him needed to do it vaginally

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@waltermasterson You're a literal springboard for terrorists

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@sleepy_devo The fall off is now worse than I ever thought possible

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@cenkuygur "But at least the evil dictator hated the jews"

[Moonhead @itsmoonhead]

This is genuinely one of the funniest ones yet

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@WhickTv Assassinating someone is worse than being shot while resisting arrest.

Are we speed running losing all credibility?

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@sleepy_devo So they're attacking ICE because ICE killed people who were attacking ICE before ICE killed anyone?

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@sleepy_devo Not sure why this is pedo stuff

[Koi 🇮🇱🇺🇦 @hatchet_koi]

@TheANRP @sleepy_devo @Sargon_of_Akkad You could google the court case I'm referencing. It's not like I didn't name it