I am blessed by God

[Everett Aitken @everettaitken]

@fordnation Doug is this true just shows the lengths you'll go to to make yourself look good when you know you're a crook

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation Not 4 MORE year of FOOD EATING updates!

Don't vote Drug Ford!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation "Hey" Drug...

I CAN'T WAIT TO VOTE YOU OUT!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@StevenDelDuca @OntLiberal Hammer home this broken promise!

Energy prices are illiterate FORD'S problem. He taxes gas it, then gives the profits to mega corporations for "GREEN" steel, GREEN manufacturing...and GREEN BULLCRAP!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation @FsdRobotics No Ontario...

We DON'T need 4 MORE YEARS of FOOD, WORLD-RELIGION, & WEATHER updates! Nooooo!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation No Ontario...We DON'T need 4 MORE YEARS of FOOD, WORLD-RELIGION, & WEATHER updates!

We need a LEADER...even a basic one will do!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@StevenDelDuca @OntLiberal I YELLED AT YOU to get OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT a half year ago....
AND YOU SAT ON YOUR ASS!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOUR ARE DOING!!!

START ATTACKING FORD NOW...FOR REAL THIS TIME!

HOW CAN YOU LOSE TO CLOWN?

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation I can't believe Ontarians will let you give away our money to MEGA corporations!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@everettaitken @fordnation He is great at FOOD questions though!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation Noooo! Not 4 MORE years of FOOD, WORLD-RELIGION, & WEATHER REPORTS!

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@fordnation Don't vote Doug...

We don't need 4 more years of FOOD, WEATHER, & RELIGION updates!

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

10:30-9:00am: Dream of BIG Mike and how proud he is of Boss!
9:00am: Repeat previous day

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

4:00-7:00: Gauge public opinion of announcement
7:01: change announcement to make the Folks happy
7:02-7:30: Watch Boss realize how much of a puppet he is.
7:30: Snack of Freshly Cracked Egg Sammiches delivered by Cody, numbers 8-12
8:00: Bedtime
10:30: Snack of 4 more sammiches

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

3:00: Tweet about NDP Govt failures even though it was 30 years ago.
3:15: Blame Delly for 15 years of Liberal failure even though he was only elected in 2012.
3:30: wait until 4 for Boss to figure out that math.
4:00: Call B-Lills to give him the scoop on tomorrows announcement

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

12:30: Check with Cortellucci’s where they want Boss to have lunch. Travel there.
1:00: Have lunch at PC Donors establishment, have Yelly tweet about it.
2:30: Finish lunch, use 36 different napkins because Boss is sloppy
2:45: Tweet about promises made from last election.

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

10:50: No clouds looked at Boss funny, so he has determined it’s safe to venture outside
11:00: pack tiny red shovel incase of folks needing help
11:15: Public announcement preparation for 11:30 start
12:20: Actually start public announcement.
12:20-12:30: mispronounce words.

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

10:35: Check BlackBerry for messages. None came through because no one uses a fucking BlackBerry anymore.
10:36: Second Freshly Cracked Egg Sammich delivery (no’s 5,6 and 7)
10:40: Look outside to judge weather about whether to leave the cottage or not.

[Doug Ford’s Laptop, KC @FordsLaptop]

Boss’ Schedule:
9:30: Wake up to Cody’s first delivery of Freshly Cracked Egg Sammiches #1,2,3, and 4
9:35: finish breakfast. Read Stuart Smiley quotes.
10:30: Stubbed toe, blamed 15 years of Previous Liberal Government for cottage furniture placement

[I am blessed by God @hate_doug]

@FordsLaptop This was all so accurate and funny as hell!