Christopher Johnson

I don't hate grapes. It’s an homage to the 3rd best novel of all-time.

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@cliff_floyd30 didn’t you say Dansby should hit it of the Hefty sign? I was listening. He did too. Thx!!!

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@WatchMarquee @Taylor_McGregor And then the row row rowed right out of there. Ha!

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@JonSciambi69 the little hitch/pause is no longer in Shota’s delivery.

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@IQTestBrain 4

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@MJMcKean “It’s such a fine line between stupid, and uh… clever…. my favorite saying and I use it in coaching often. I know the dialogue was largely improvised, so did you come up with that line or that concept? Someone needs to take credit. Love your work since Lenny. :-)

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@champagnennuts Stay away from track and field humor, Myke.

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@CarlsBeef I think they know what Ben can be and wanted to give him a shot. If Drew gets one more out we aren’t having this conversation…. But I didn’t want Ben in the game either. He needs to go down and find his control and work on a third pitch. He could be nasty in the future

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@AndrewGreif @ScottCacciola Just bought it, Big Hops. Can’t wait to see Sean when the cameras are off…. :-)

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@JimDeshaies people ask for shots of Jamo.

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@champagnennuts Emmit Smith, Myke. Come on.

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@suzukiplshomer You are so wrong.

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@BornOnThirdCubs Gonna even out.

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@steven_montoya I get it.

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@AdamKedge Only takes 5…. ;-)

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@JimDeshaies if that was a hand grenade. Classic. Ha.

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@LHSTFXC We too

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@LHSTFXC I’d have to agree.

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@educator4ever36 I’m out.

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@AaronJFentress @dwightjaynes Yeah…and at a discount. I get your point @dwightjaynes. I think @AaronJFentress does too but isn’t playing nice. Ha.

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@educator4ever36 Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m assuming you aren’t in public education.