descendant of cain

@conanobrienswyf is my bio

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

write your goals on little pieces of paper and put them in a jar then at the end of the year use them as kindling to burn your house down

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Sorry if you see me celebrating on the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death but that's also the day I quit vaping

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@kamiekaymee 🖤🖤🖤

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Anyone can be a sugar daddy but it takes a real man to be a sugar father.

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@englishjg @conanobrienswyf Doing great man thanks!

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@Kappa_Kappa Put a bag of chips on your head

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@LexiBarber2023 (Committed)

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@glenna_opt Ah yes some may say the perfect date

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Queen Elizabeth II Electric Boogaloo

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@realaaronweber @NatelandPodcast Is this @brianbatescomic

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@kiralc @clydetombaugh Extremely happy for both of you!!!

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@Maui_Speaks Long nap! I feel great!

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

I admire people who like to do things because I do not like to do things.

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@itsanustart James Franco hung out with my brother who is a local rapper to help get into character for this movie. Also he didn't fuckin tell me when James was at his apartment and I'm never going to get over it

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

I just don't know how my wife deals with all this rugged sexiness.
#rugged #sexiness #imeancomeon #toxicmasculinity #mywife #fordf150 #fordtough #notpaleo
https://t.co/am5Y6G2ZhR

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@Prof_Hinkley Omg did we just have a moment? Me, you and the Cap'n?

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

The box says Oops! All Berries but I bet they do that on purpose.

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

@theJoeBiz It's whoop-ass season!

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Girls would need help opening it if whoop-ass came in jars.

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Somebody needs to invent Whooperware™️. I'm constantly opening up a can and only whooping a little ass then the rest goes bad on the kitchen counter.

[descendant of cain @hatehug]

Growing up, my mom always told me to keep my nose clean which was very helpful because the cocaine goes up there way easier that way.