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I have strong feelings about Costco. I'm married to a pilot. Yes, he knows Sully.

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@SenatorRoo Annnnnnd now it's in mine.

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@jodiecongirl Autonomous rights to your body extend beyond abortion but thanks for playing.

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@jodiecongirl My guess is you're a my body, my choice kinda gal. So what about leaving his body and his choices alone?

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@SenatorRoo That's good luck. Go buy a lottery ticket.

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@SenatorRoo I just fell in love with you all over again because your new name is Gene Parmesan.

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@Oh_Criminy Omg I don't know but that kid can sniff one out from 3 miles away.

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Divorce tweet: @jasonkunisch is over here sending me pictures of all the delicious things he's eating in NOLA without me.

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@shumad1 @PollySpin @BluLiner55 @TueborFrog @lifebythecreek @shansmith @Pomquat @emzanotti @sweetdee1589 @pipandbaby Whoa thanks. I haven't gotten one of these in a long time!

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Fun games with toddlers: 1. where'd you get a pinecone and why's it in the toilet? 2. Find all the missing steak knives.

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@LadyEdotMe Yes! It also goes perfectly with my "what can I microwave you for dinner" attitude.

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@LadyEdotMe #momlife 90% of the time I'm all "ahhhh it's ok I'll just sit around in my own filth all day. Again."

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@MattWalshBlog We need another Lepanto! I'm rededicating myself to praying the rosary every day.

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@SecretService saw this on instagram looks like a threat being made against @POTUS maybe you should check it out.

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Dear @united please DO NOT cave and change your buddy pass dress code. It's there for a reason. Employees on/off the clock still represent u

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@Moj_kobe when are we going to have a serious conversation about outlawing suvs and knives particularly in Europe?

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@FOX29WFLX you guys are seriously doing a live shot from the 7-11? People are buying coffee because it's cold? Emmy winning reporting.

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@Moj_kobe and how the champion of the poor owns three hou$e$

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@endisnear4real never said it did. If you bothered to read @chadfelixg timeline you'd find he is the antithesis of an elitist or leftist.

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@elainaplott "Pissed. But fine I guess."

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@chadfelixg @endisnear4real calling you part is the elitist left? L O fucking L.