The Hating Waitress

Serving up Gotham’s hottest takes!

[The Hating Waitress @hatingwaitress]

@BPolatseck @andrewcuomo Benny. Benny…

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@BPolatseck @ZohranKMamdani You sound nervous.

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@BPolatseck It’s almost like he can’t shake the fleas off fast enough

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@BPolatseck How’s the post-primary vibe at Zero Bond ?

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Stay humble @KalmanYeger

[Kalman Yeger @KalmanYeger]

You bet they do.

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@jimfornyc @bradlander @ZohranKMamdani Fair play, but let’s talk about your flirtation with the @GOP if we’re going down that path?

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Historical turnout numbers. 2021 turnout ended up at 942,031. The raw vote total today *could* pass 1989, but we're not getting anywhere near that percentage. 51% came out to help Dinkins unseat Koch!

[The Hating Waitress @hatingwaitress]

Mister Softee get his ass 👏

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

Hardcore soft serve. Free ice cream on the corner of St Marks & Underhill. Come get some! 🍦

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@BPolatseck @jessicaramosqns But did @NYCMayor vote for @OsseChi 🤪 Benny?

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@jimfornyc JW, c’mon. You? Centrist?

You do know your tweets are public?? 😅

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Benny @BPolatseck is there anything funnier than @UnitedJewish subtweeting @LincolnRestler while simultaneously praising @NYCMayor ???

You can stop smiling now! 🤣

[UJO of Williamsburg and North Brooklyn @UnitedJewish]

TRO issued today-temporarily blocking the change of the Bedford Bike Lane past Willoughby Ave that would have created a Protected Crossing Route for kids-is disappointing.
We are grateful to @NYCMayor for ordering the change, and we are confident that he will ultimately prevail.

[fuelgrannie @fuelgrannie]

an abundance of assholes

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

.@TishJames and I have worked together to secure millions of dollars for New Yorkers. Her leadership in defending State law and protecting the people is crucial in rebuking Donald Trump.

Being ranked #2 on her ballot is an honor!

[G Train Group Chat @HeyGreenpoint]

Hey, Greenpoint!

Early voting starts tomorrow, and our first poll of the primary season is here.

Who is the hero we need?? (Or perhaps deserve?) Are 🫵 DOWN with the CLOWN🤡 @PaperboyPrince

Will you be ranking Paperboy Prince for NYC Mayor?

[Rosanna Scotto @rosannascotto]

Did this really happen?#NYC

[NYC Common Sense @nyccommonsense]

Yes, @rosannascotto, it did! Because we keep electing terrible candidates. It is high time for a change.

[The Hating Waitress @hatingwaitress]

@WMSBG @LincolnRestler @CMRestler @SatmarHQ @UnitedJewish @samuelmstern @WMSBG is low-key the most racist “news” source in Brooklyn, so those who retweet them, that speaks volumes

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@Williamsburg365 @LincolnRestler @MoishIndig @HQSatmar Is the Rebbe still pissed about the Bedford bike lane?