Safe T. Hat

A trophy sorta like the Stanley Cup, but way more useful since you can also wear me to protect your head. Also, I’m a hat. Opinions mine.

[Shad from DC @shadfromdc]

I know, I know, we’ve-/
spoken about this before-/
You are your own hat…./
#haiku

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@MoffettPatrick @RiceTwist @ToothTakei @ericcbarnes @shadfromdc @JaimeBoBaime I am my own hat. I belong to no person. Short term loan only.

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@ericcbarnes @ToothTakei @shadfromdc @JaimeBoBaime All will be revealed!

[Shad from DC @shadfromdc]

Tee times have been made-/
Dust off the clubs, in a week-/
We’re Jinglegolfing! /
#haiku #jinglegolf #jinglefest @JerryNegrelli @hatofexcellence

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@TMSGolfweek @shadfromdc @ThisShowStinks @MKornheiser @TKLittles @JerryNegrelli

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@RiceTwist @MoffettPatrick @ToothTakei @BraunFilm @RajusRejects

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@ToothTakei Man, I don't even know where I am anymore... I remember going out west, passing thru Colorado, and it's all a blur from there. Let me know where I am if you see me.

Completely unrelated... how is there no weed emoji?!

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@ToothTakei @MoffettPatrick @shadfromdc @mvormittag AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@MoffettPatrick @ToothTakei And if the cans are somehow empty by the time they get to you Todd, it was definitely Patrick who did it and not me while I was on the trip. Definitely not me. I'm saying it out loud which proves I did nothing wrong. This is how that works now, right?

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@ToothTakei @MoffettPatrick My apologies to Patrick if the wasps stung him in the top of his head. As am I only a hat, regrettably there's only so much I can do to keep the rest safe. If only I were a full body hazmat suit like my cousin Ansell. The family did always like him best. 🥺🐝

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@MoffettPatrick @shadfromdc @ToothTakei @mvormittag @r3t2 @buffalo_alice @TKLittles @EdB1947 I am glad to have made it through airport security, as for some reason I felt like I was breaking the rules by not going back to MN this year... CA is excellent!

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@MoffettPatrick @shadfromdc @Sean_Morrissey @buffalo_alice

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@shadfromdc @JerryNegrelli @ThisShowStinks @MKornheiser @TKLittles @BraunFilm I would be honored to receive more signatures this year! (Maybe someone from Miami perhaps? I am not really a winter hat and this MN weather with snow in May is cramping my style.)

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@jbhoops32 @Benson_TheComic @Richard_Schiff @ReginalDaMonkey Wow, I am honored to be included in such a discussion. To be fair, I am an inanimate object, so the monkey wins as usual. Stay safe!

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@JamesIV1978 @judofuse @dclaryjr @r3t2 @SafetyGalAK @lukeoverbey @ToothTakei @RochelleOctavia @buffalo_alice @theRealDKEfect Hi James. I'm available and happy to assist you if for, say, some unforeseeable reason you might need it in the near future. I'm always glad to promote safety first!

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@MoffettPatrick @Turner_Storm @r3t2 @SEJ326 @BobbyGottfried @JamesIV1978 @TKardinal @PaulParmley @LeAnnaDinardo Stay safe out there. I’m available if you need a helmet to protect against tomatoes flying at your head.

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@buffalo_alice @SpeakTangents Ah yes! I knew you would know your way around this technological wizardry. I see the great photographs now. I still don't see the button, but I digress: The important thing is to make it clear that I am not a regulation water safety device. I would not want to misrepresent.

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@buffalo_alice @SpeakTangents Which button on the MySpace do I click to see this twitter mentions thing?

[Safe T. Hat @hatofexcellence]

@buffalo_alice @EdB1947 @JamesIV1978 Stay safe!