Jelly Baby

Who do you think you are? I AM!

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Bbqing at work, we don’t have a can opener for our baked beans. I walk the can to another building, open it in their kitchen. Have to have a crazy walk of shame back being the guy with a big open can of beans

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

I’m not allowed in Ace Hardware anymore after the Scrub Daddy snafu

[trash jones @jzux]

melatonin is so awesome. do i sleep better? no. but i also get to have very disturbing dreams

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

I think that Amtrak should make a series of train based shirts that are so dope and so profitable that they subsidize rail travel and save public transport

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

I’d like to order a round of angel shots for the table please

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Fortnight is finally going to add LEGO Ronald Reagan

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Arm tattoos are republican and leg tattoos are democrat

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

If you eat an apple near me I’m going to take that as disrespect

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

A confederate flag flying off a recumbent bike

[🔻 🇰🇵National Juche 🟩☫🟥 🪂🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🇨🇳 @nationaljuche]

@WhiteHouse

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

I’m starting a backcountry snow cat op with this bad boy

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Knuckle tats

MYYY WIFE

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

I got champagne all over my kimono

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Sky: blue
Snow: fast
Nelly: Country Grammar
Vibes: high

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

Pronouncing Herbergers was like the final boss for my speech impediment so I wanted to do my back to school shopping and JC Pennys instead

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

This new mom isn’t gonna see it coming

[Jelly Baby @Hatten_]

When she told me that my dream about trying to sous vide laundry wasn’t a good idea. Guess that’s why they call it window pain

[Same Day Garage Door Services @SDGDSAZ]

@Hatten_ We clarified with Jeremy 5 times that this door is steel, not dry erase board. So sorry ☹️