Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. All my blood for the sweetness of @BetteFknPorter’s laughter.

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

my sins are too heavy to ever atone for.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Just wants an older woman to tell her she’s a good girl.

Is that really so much to ask?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Work was… something today.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

@PUNKMENTALlTY 𑣲⋆｡˚
Hope you feel better honey! My DMs are always open if you ever need someone to talk to.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

I'd need specifics before I agree.

[Rollins ⟹ parody. @DisobedientWays]

I might be.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Espresso martini.

You want one? I'll add it to my tab.

[Gene Hunt |{parody}| @GrumpyDCI]

No, it’s fine. Not used to being stared at unless I’m… doesn’t matter.

That drink looks alright.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Sorry, I... um...

I can turn the other way.

[Gene Hunt |{parody}| @GrumpyDCI]

Mm, well I felt like there were holes bein’ burnt into the back of my head.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Uh...

Huh? Sorry, I was just dissociated. I hadn't been meaning to stare.

[Gene Hunt |{parody}| @GrumpyDCI]

Can I help you?

@HaughtyHacker

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Are you… offering something, Sergeant?

[Rollins ⟹ parody. @DisobedientWays]

I have a couple of days off.

[jey !! 🐾 ૮ • ﻌ - ა @jeypuppy]

normalise clicker training

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Spot the difference.

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Hi,,, can we,, can we go to bed now,,, I’m ready for bed,,

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

…nothing.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

Yes baby?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

I...

Bette.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

Your brains dribbled out of your ears and you couldn’t think straight? Funny that.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

But...

The last time you put me in front of your bedroom mirror, uh...

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

I think you’ll find that you are, maybe you can come over and have another look in my bedroom mirror.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

And I think you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever laid my eyes on.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

I think you’re full of it.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

...c'mon.

You know you want to say it.

[TJ ——⥏parody�� @Always0nCall]

Seriously?

Maybe.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Pretty certain.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

Are you certain?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Apparently not.

[Bette Porter 『parody』 @BetteFknPorter]

And I don’t?