Genevieve

Writer, Artist, Recovering Lawyer. Chaotic void. She/her. I write the worst stories you'll ever read.

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

Shoutout to @SphereandSundry as I am currently being held together by nothing more than Exalted Mercury and Butter Ocean, this Mercury Rx has got to go!!

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@everywhereist Wow. That's...just the violence in the imagery makes me uncomfortable, so I can't imagine how it made you feel. I'm so sorry about that. :(
Also, I have pre-ordered my signed copy and I am very excited about it!

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@Astrobitch13 My Moon-Saturn in Leo...every mistake I make is broadcast to the world ugh!!

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@AmysMargin I am the best at unknotting jewelry. Like give me a pile of chains that's been in your jewelry box for years and I will untangle them no problem.

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@mercurialsarah Sag sun and my love language is I will actually speak to you on the phone.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

have you considered divorcing, beheading and outliving a succession of wives before ultimately dying at the age of 55 from complications of a jousting accident without having ever produced a surviving son

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

Fellas, here’s something you need to know about women: we love personal rebrands. It started when we were 9 and vowed to become the “butterfly girl” who always wore butterfly motifs, only wrote in purple pen, and used 2 butterfly hair clips every day.

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

Incredibly excited that my penchant for both strange legal puzzles and royal gossip have finally collided!!

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

I made a bunch of death-themed jewelry

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@missmilkton Disc golf

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

@imnatecorddry Chaucer’s Troilus and Criseyde

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

The romantic comedy we actually need 10/10 would watch

[John Lees @johnlees927]

I legit had to reread this several times before I realised it wasn’t intended to be a conversation between the Beta Male and the Alpha Male.

[Genevieve @hauntatelier]

Don't mind me, I'm just over here googling "is a fireplace poker sharp enough to stab someone" (apparently, yes) because it's a plot point so please don't put me on a watch list

[Caroline Rigby @carolinevrigby]

@LadyVola @Miffy495 @RightWingCope Oh damn. The Mark of the Beast is defintely a credit score.