Jennifer Killa Dilla

Haunted.

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Please excuse me while I mentally checkout 🎀

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

Nobody calls their jobs their "livelihoods" anymore bc it doesn't pay enough to live and we're all dead inside

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

When I die, sell my body to Great Value... I wish to be made into a burrito

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I like my men like I like my burgers… cheesy and drips all over me.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I like your school shooter haircut, ma'am

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Forrest Gump would've been a much shorter movie if someone tased him on that park bench

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Flipping a tarot card] Ahh, the Return of the Mack

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

When I was a kid, my best friend and I discovered that her little sister's initials were ARM. And hoo boy, I have never seen an 8yo little girl cry so hard over stupid shit since then.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I’m sorry for what I did when every one of my neighbors was running their leaf blower at the same time.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Today I am thankful for good luck that comes at the most unexpected time

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I’m not like the other girls. I think positive now.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Final Destination ass Friday the 13th

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Student: What was it like growing up in the 90s?

Me: Everything smelled like cucumber melon but the music was amazing

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Resisting the urge to pick up a cool rock while I’m out walking my puppy.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Don't you dare talk to your mother that way while the McRib is back

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hot dogs as a lifestyle

[Buddawiggi @MarkBuckawicki]

It takes an immense amount of work to only be this annoying. I cannot be any less

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Cap'n Crunch could do a better job with the Iran War than whatever Hegseth is doing.

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

I’m in the group that believes this all started at the Super Bowl with Bad Bunny, and yes I’m being absolutely serious

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Who do I speak to about that every time I go out somewhere, there are always other people there too?

[erika @yeeeerika]

i just spent a ton of money on a new hobby. i am four unfinished projects in a trench coat. i am cultured and curious. i am adhd