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I'm practicing English!

[meek @hauntedmoor]

im not good at drawing lines between degrees of violence. if youre gonna smash someones car windscreen with a hammer why not just kill them?

[WH @hastifliche]

if i had access to holodeck technology i would spend 50% of my time doing simulations as a Hezbollah operative and 50% of my time sitting in loving silence with my wife, Elizabeth Barrett-Browning, watching the summer sun decline dutifully again behind the hills of Tuscany

[meek @hauntedmoor]

smoking dabs with my neighbors pigeons. they keep telling me to feel my way home, but i cant. i just cant

[meek @hauntedmoor]

all buildings should have regular escalators and also scary escalators right next to them

[meek @hauntedmoor]

playing goalie in soccer is super fun if you have a humiliation fetish

[meek @hauntedmoor]

we need to go bakc to calling syphilis "the french disease"

[meek @hauntedmoor]

Give me a pen and paper and there's an 80% chance I'm drawing one of these guys

[meek @hauntedmoor]

Accidentally wore my inside shoes outside for a bit and now I'm being shot at

[meek @hauntedmoor]

what do people even tweet anymore?

[WH @hastifliche]

We need a human version of this, an incomprehensible dark pillar burning away each man's sickness with white light

[meek @hauntedmoor]

i bet killing yourself feels so good lowkey

[Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷 @FunnyTerro]

Mens mental health = NOT important

[meek @hauntedmoor]

men talk about their feelings too much now and its a direct result of the eradication of trench warfare

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Here’s an idea. Instead of national service, which is obviously idiotic, how about kids working on farms.

[meek @hauntedmoor]

i like how roly polies get up under rocks and hang out together

[meek @hauntedmoor]

just found out prostitution is illegal. why? who cares?

[meek @hauntedmoor]

dragon fruit are gay kiwis

[meek @hauntedmoor]

@BradenMTG @RhysticStudies can i get a link to the dandan discord? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[meek @hauntedmoor]

they gave me a weed wacker with a saw blade attached and told me to go for it