haunted unicorn

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

be the person your dog thinks you are

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

quit complaining and get a job bish

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

I got in trouble for smoking legal cannabis on #tiktok thoughts?

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

Power came back on after 125 hours #MerryChristmas2018

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

what a relief it's like my life restarted

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

i've been v sad. but not that sad i'm so sorry

[im ANGY @chave1y]

If we’re being honest marriage is the biggest scam why are u asking me to sign off my life to someone

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

I wish I had a bathtub

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

love it if we made it

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

yay my fave day of the year is ruined:)))

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

[weezer voice]

SAY IT AINT SO

[blink-182 voice]

I WILL NOT GO

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

what kind of plane need 21 pilots

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

i can't believe he hotboxed the lemon

[Teletoon At Night @TeletoonAtNight]

The reunion. #6Teen

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

national anthem:
-old
-boring as shit
-probably not even on spotify

malcolm in the middle intro song
-fucking slaps
-nostalgic
-you’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

be kind

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

Taylor Hawkins has a Soundgarden drum and I couldn't be happier

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

we get it, you're going back to school, cool.

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

me being me is wrong apparently

[haunted unicorn @hauntedunicorn]

I hate the Beaches and don't care what u think