MamaHaus

MamaBear who roars and bites. Mother. Wife. Crazy Cat Lady. GAD. I will cuss and share my opinions. #sorrynotsorry #momlife

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@chelseaperetti I feel so seen right now

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Dyed Easter eggs using rice and food coloring! Toddler was able to really help!

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@jameelajamil Watching Chidi teach him has my brain so jumbled

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@modernmomese Bottles can be filled with breast milk, give Dad the opportunity to help and bond with baby, and you can nap.

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#BabyHaus has been screeching at @ColorformsCity all evening.

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@ClevelandMomma I took a shot of tequila while having a hot compress on it. Then hubby worked it out like a muscle knot. the tequila us for the pain.

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Dear @PriceIsRight could you make one long compilation video of big wheel spins? I'll pay money. My 7 month old LOVES the big wheel and cries whenever it's over.

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I just fell asleep in a chair at Starbucks. #BabyHaus is trying out Playcare. I was supposed to be working. Lol

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Have you heard of the #ClearTheList challenge? It's where teachers make Amazon Wishlist and people buy for their classroom. Did you know music teachers miss out on school supplies because they don't have a dedicated class?

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@modernmomese Demogorgon

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I have an idea for a project that I need to call to the social medias for help. Do you live in a smallish town in the US that you love? If so drop a reply or dm me!

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@WorkmanPub Today #BabyHaus put the #IndistructiblesBooks to the teething test. SUPER impressed. For only $6 you can have a book that your baby literally cannot destroy!

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Dear @survivorcbs. My husband wants to see a redemption season with only people voted out first. Here's my idea: Worst vs First. The first voted out on one team against a team of "Sole Survivor" million dollar winners.

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Today I could hear #BabyHaus crying through two closed doors and 30+ feet of distance. Am I a superhero now? #momlife

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No one warned me he'd reach a stage where not even ponytails or buns could save my hair. #momlife #5monthsold #boymom #luckyhescute

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Is #TummyTime #Torture for your #Baby? Check out this #BlogPost about #BabyHaus's Tummy Time Progress! #MomBlog #MomLife https://t.co/bKVwVEDhsc

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Today #BabyHaus started the Waterbabies Class at @EmlerSwimSchool. He was the only one in his class not screaming because he loves the water. He even did face splashes. Next week we're trying submersion.

Get your baby in #infantswimlessons!! Do it NOW!

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@Divergentmama I watch it to keep me from being a dramatic bitch to others. Then again, my son is only five months old and I'll kill anyone who fucks with him.

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@Divergentmama me when I saw your profile: "On the one hand, I want to follow her. On the other hand.... No drama...?"