Sam Hausman

If you're into following people who don't spam your feed, I'm that person

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@Jilli_Pepper Ahahahahahaha 😂

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

Our lives are one big cards against humanity game. #damily @alexxhausman @hausmankat

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

@hausmankat @alexxhausman def our quote for the entire year!

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

ITS ALL ABOUT CUCUMBER PLACEMENT #saladtalkwith @alexxhausman @classycaylie #whenyouworkatapizzaplace #workprobs #damily

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

One does not simply "cut their hair" #themhaircuts #somuchproduct #damily

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

Dear god.. Monday just get here already so I can start running again.. Like what am I supposed to do? Nonstop Homework? #hahayeahright

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

You can tell by the look in my eye that spending 3 hours getting a new phone was SO worth it #myhappyface

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@classycaylie lol I guess I have to use twitter now, my friends won't stand me not being internet social anymore 😝😭

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

Why do deer think they can just jump out in front of my car when I'm driving? Didnt even use the deer crossing #wildlifeJwalkingisdangerous

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

Jack Hausman taking selfies #whataloser

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

I was told I need to tweet more?? #iguessimnotcool

[caylie 👾 @classycaylie]

#cousinsforlyfe @alexxhausman @hausmankat

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

Broin out with #jake8cake too bad lee didn't want to hang at 5:30

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@classycaylie I had 2 tweets about them!? I'm new to twitter so I'm guessing 2 is like 1 too many..and hey I'm just making jokes! #donthate

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@classycaylie wow!! No, but thanks for being presumptuous ;)

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

The government may take our right to purchase assault rifles, but they will never take our right to purchase Lamborghinis #stjoemakesitrain

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

Yes, st. joe has its own Lamborghini now lol. Visit our town...and we will make all your wildest dreams come true #voteforjoe,mo

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@classycaylie @alexxhausmanlol don't get cocky now guys #yuckitup

[Sam Hausman @hausmankat]

@classycaylie @alexxhausman what!? Jerks