Daniel Haussler

[Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan]

It’s that time of year again when the government reminds me I’m still single when filing my taxes.

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Am I just on UFO-Tok or is Earth actually getting invaded by aliens? @NASA

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Students graduating college expecting life advice. Sorry, still figuring it out myself!

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Always the officiant, never the groom.

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27 years of being single on Valentine’s Day, what’s a lifetime more 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan]

Why would someone go to Wendy’s for anything other than a spicy chicken sandwich?

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@AmericanAir Done. Messaged

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Thank you @AmericanAir for putting my suitcase on the wrong flight. ❤️

[Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan]

@AmericanAir Any reason my bag has been at this location all day and not at the airport?

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Okay @OMAairport the Christmas music isn’t very calming.

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If you’re traveling this holiday season, do everyone a favor and leave your children at home.

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@NJTRANSIT got a light out at the Montclair Heights train station shelter. Spooky Vibes

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I wish I could test drive pots and pans before I buy a new set.

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Impulse buying a @Dyson vacuum is the best decision of my life

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Don’t sit right across from me on an empty train WTF. #NJTransit

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Pizza place in Hoboken is playing Christmas music 😍

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Food tastes better when it’s miniature

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Incase you forgot, @GovRicketts is a big poopy head. 💩🖕🏼

[Daniel Haussler @hausslerdan]

Tomorrow is the first day of October- first day you can start playing Christmas music 😍

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@raisingcanes It’s reoccurring, what do you think it means?