tarta

[micheal @godsb0y]

blocking my situationship out of nowhere then being sad about it

[✧Ren0_1000000✧ @RenO_1000000]

Ice cubes on our tongues because we like to keep it freezy

[the 1975 @velliikudii]

cinephiles with benefits

[Erk Russell @KyleTrask69]

Very mature of her

[la soberbia hecha carne @somatoagnosia]

Cuando el que te gusta ya vio tu historia pero no le puso mg así que ahora tenés que borrar tu cuenta y pegarte un tiro

[❀karina @kszlas]

situationships are timeless. i hope to be in assisted living one day getting mixed signals from my geriatric lover during bingo. and i hope they have jello there

[abby @abbypaiges]

im attracted to calm men because we can't both be insane

[lana👾 @mysterigoddess2]

whats up with guys not liking ur posts once yall start talking like is this a forbidden rule or something

[miia @miiagarro]

imagine hating me over a man but when i told him to go be with you he said no

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

threatening to kill yourself if they leave you method is still unpatched

[scarlett🪾 @lettpoupette]

somehow the hyperfeminine bimbo girl is more alt than the goth girl these days.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

no more dating apps. i'm going to contract tuberculosis and fall in love with my nurse. it's settled

[⭐Выдра в гетрах 🦦⭐ @vbldra_v_getraX]

Верните Тутанхамона на место в гробницу, плжста

[Soham @king26_sk]

imagine buying instagram plus and finding out that nobody is rewatching your story like zero rewatches not even accidental clicks