Zaid

It was all a dream, I used to read horrible histories magazine

[Zaid @havingakiwi]

@MCFC__Ali

[Zaid @havingakiwi]

@DanielM_W @LeesonPalmer @keewa Well how do you pronounce it

[Ea-nasir, Secretary of Commerce🌺 @Thuggin1t0ut]

Keir Starmer when he finally locks in and secures us the IMF loan that builds Socialism.

[Zaid @havingakiwi]

I've reached S4 of the wire, which is the most depressing TV I've ever seen but with a White Zohran Mamdani plotline on the side

[Ed @eddo75]

Knock Knock Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

[Jeremy begins to urinate into his trouser​s]

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

That got bro pussy wet

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

"We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you came to me for counsel. I understand. You didn't need a friend of me. But now you come to me and you say "let me meet Big Justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't even think to call me the Rizzler"

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Leading far-right figures used to hold Sikhs up as an example of integration and peacefulness to dodge racism accusations, which they've done a complete 180 on in the past 24hrs as they spotted an opportunity to open up a new front to their eternal grift.

[Mark ⛵️ @Marinerselectra]

Your state is shaped like a vape idgaf

[Matthew Petti 👨‍🎓 @matthew_petti]

The Oxford Union is so funny man. Imagine the annoying undergraduate debate club at your university becomes the subject of multiple national controversies every year because every politician in the country went there and can’t stop reliving their college years.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Liberal Zionists be like “he’s a fringe figure and doesn’t represent Israel” and it’s the minister of finance or the minister of national security or the prime minister

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Anyone else Fraiser fans?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

SCIENTIST: Heisenberg has taken a wrong turn - he's using deuterium as a moderator instead of graphite
OPPENHEIMER: What's this got to do with Frank Sobotka? You're supposed to be looking into Sobotka and the dock union. I'm not hearing his name

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Zaid @havingakiwi]

Fascinating people

[poobert @skanoobert]

@Morrissonpuntnl @fartdysphoria Objectively true. Literally the only difference between france and germany is language

[Em/Moon 18+ @MoonsTrashCos]

Lowkey as an English Brit, i’m more than ok with the rest of the planet taking the piss but the moment an American does it I’m suddenly a patriot 😭