Valerie Di Mundo

Love your life, fight your battles, (like Stage IV cancer, for instance). Give to others who have less than you. Basically don’t be a dick.

[Valerie Di Mundo @hawkeyesurfer]

@JoJoHingHing @ikebarinholtz @billyeichner @BetteMidler Ummmm...I used to work at 233. In fact, I helped open it 😮

[Valerie Di Mundo @hawkeyesurfer]

Listen kids—if I freaking voted today, you can freaking vote
#stageIVcancer #inprettybadshape #PrimaryElection #WisconsinPrimary
@billyeichner @BetteMidler

[Valerie Di Mundo @hawkeyesurfer]

@KaivanShroff Yikes

[Health Care Voter @HealthCareVoter]

1. Call your senator at 855-910-7676.
2. Demand that they vote NO on Trump's #SCOTUS pick, Brett Kavanaugh.
3. Call your other senator.
4. Tell them the same thing.
5. Repeat.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

❤️ u Jimmy

[Valerie Di Mundo @hawkeyesurfer]

@Robyn_Resists @ManInTheHoody You win #InternationalCatDay
No one else needs to post. Cat in a hoodie is all we need

[Valerie Di Mundo @hawkeyesurfer]

@peelerjim @DodgersNation First Dodger dog 🌭 #dodgerdog #farmerjohn

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Q gets wall to wall coverage all week, but protestors outside the WH for 3 weeks straight...meh.... https://t.co/fTWQy8h1rt

[Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley]

Our grandchildren will learn in history class that in 2018 when families were fleeing persecution & entering the U.S. legally, we snatched their children & threw their parents in prison. When your little ones ask you about what happened, what do you want to be able to tell them?

[Patrick Schroeder @Schrotime]

A sex robot is gonna shoot someone with a 3D gun in my lifetime

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Splash! 💦💦

[Michael Schneider @franklinavenue]

This is our Trader Joe's, and we're looking forward to returning and supporting the wonderful staff there. #SilverLakeStrong

[Dad is Teaching 👨‍🏫 @DadisGrumpy]

Miracle in Costco:

Judgemental lady: Ugh. Are you buying FORMULA so you can drink all that WINE?

*Looks at crying twins, stacks of groceries, and sleep deprived tearful wife*

Me: I...

Random stranger: *to me* I got this, bro. *To her* Go fuck yourself.

#faithrestored

[Andrew Gillum @AndrewGillum]

Welcome back to Florida, @realDonaldTrump. My name is Andrew Gillum and I'm the only candidate for Governor who believes you deserve to be impeached. So does everyone else who RTs this.

[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

Don’t wants for our next President:

1. 6 bankruptcies
2. 19 sexual assaults
3. Backing from the KKK
4. Backing from Russia

Wants:

1. Some experience...ANY will do
2. Can read & write
3. Basic grasp of math & science
4. More than one suit

Asking too much? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

The country is being led by an authoritarian with a sidekick who believes in electrocuting the gay out of people, the GOP literally has nazis running for office, and @CNN can't stop asking Dems if they're scared the party is moving too far to the left b/c OMG UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE