bez from appy mundaez

She/Her | 21 | THE Certified Brandon Dicamillo stan || ‘please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel’

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

🥀Welcome to Falcone’s twitter!🥀

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

12 year old me: haha I love asdfmovie
22 year old me: haha I love asdfmovie I can’t believe it’s creation has indirectly impacted my research

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

Okay 5 months ago when I got accepted for my PhD I didn’t think i’d be writing about the contextual history of humour for my computer science based research. I also didn’t think i’d be researching and referencing @thetomska videos for my lit review. Life is weird rn man.

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I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@Dr_BellaR @RoyalMail Most helpful response (and not helpful at all) was to file a claim with the sender after 10 days. I don’t want to file a claim, I want my parcel, that’s why I payed £7 for next day delivery!!

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@Dr_BellaR @RoyalMail ordered a parcel last week with next day delivery. Next day, item retained bc my uni post room was full. Fair enough. Day after- item is due out for delivery. No updates since, no delivery, and contacting @royalmail directly doesn’t help, they just repeat what the website says

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

guys they gentrified wattpad

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@hoezeth plus extortionate cleaning fees because the flat wasn’t completely spotless (we just did general wiping down surfaces, vacuuming etc) because they literally told us they’d be charging a £20pp cleaning fee anyway!!!

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@hoezeth just moved out of student accom and our landlord has basically charged us to repaint all the bedroom ‘feature’ walls because they’re ‘dirty’. Of course, they used that shitty cheap paint that stains if you so much as touch it 😭😭

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@multidilf aww i’ll miss you bea!!

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@stephknee it honestly makes me wonder how many people make posts about ‘being upset that women are being erased in medical forms’ when what they really mean is ‘we don’t think trans people deserve the same level of healthcare cis people do’

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@de4dname and IK ppl will be on my ass for implying that being big is a bad thing bc i said saying she’s not skinny is weird, but i purely mean it in the way that they’re using it to negatively comment on her body, also i’m just commenting on unrealistic body standards etc etc

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@de4dname i get what u mean but the people going ‘but she’s not skinny’ are kinda weird. idk if it’s different in the us or something but skinny ≠ underweight to me?? nothing wrong with being bigger but i think she’s quite slim, she just has hips?? idk it’s probs bc heroin chic is trendy

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@designermillk emily from staines-core

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@designermillk i thought you’d zoomed in at first i cannot believe this

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

disclaimer I WAS WEARING A BRA I WAS NOT FLASHING PEOPLE IN THE STUDENT UNION BAR

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

got so drunk last night that i literally took my top off in the su. if the american footballers can do it so can i

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@thetomska your mum

[bez from appy mundaez @hawksbrigade]

@SPADESlNAMERICA buy a t-shirt with a screenshot of that time i said i’d let him give me herpes