Haley Hastings

thoughts are my own and do not reflect the position of my employer

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@kmac77787 I’m needed a good laugh, thank you

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Parker: You smell weird

Me: thanks…

Parker: What?! You just smell odd.

How is this 6 year old continuously issuing out the burns

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I’m in the post Christmas “the house has too much crap in it and it’s time to purge” phase while simultaneously assembling all of the new stuff we got for Christmas

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I’m going to be sick

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Got a promotion at work after only being there 9 months. Cue major imposter syndrome

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@EliMcCann Yes. Always. It never ends

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@Vicki__Vale She was a big part of my childhood because of Sister Act. I used to practice the songs and dances growing up.

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Only I would have this kind of luck with travel and arriving at this conference

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Someone on my flight is watching Kazaam. I didn’t realize people still went out of their way to watch that movie.

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@foxonabox_ It’s very, very real

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@foxonabox_ PTO scaries

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@Schubes17 I’m so glad he’s on our team

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Hey @Schubes17 if you need a guest for Mark of Athena chapter 5 I got you. Jokes I know I’m a listener but just sayin

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CELINE IS SINGING AND I AM UNWELL 😭😭😭 I love her so much

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@Vicki__Vale Bowen will be about the same age I was the last time they were here, which is fun to think about

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Olympics coming back to SLC. As someone who has an unhealthy obsession with the Olympics I’m not sure if this will be good for me or not.

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@samjohnson I can’t even wrap my brain around this

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I just did a workout on my lunch. The positive is I feel great. The negative is a look like a sweaty mess.