Charlie

Online #marketing #strategist | Northern California native | San Francisco Giants | Optimizing: websites for search, fantasy teams for wins & life in general.

[Charlie @haychuck]

@HarrisFootball Petty has so many great noodling offerings, thanks for the reply!

[Charlie @haychuck]

The smug charm of @BaldBryan comes out during his careful pronunciation of "Fieri" (Guy Fieri) and his reckless disregard
for "Le Creuset" #flavortown

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

Half the country has spent 3 hours watching a sporting event with a score of 3-3. Maybe soccer CAN catch on in the US.

[Joel Klettke @JoelKlettke]

Please, please, PLEASE don’t ever do the “Google says great pages need to have 3,000 words, so we need 3,000 words now” thing. #TTTLIVE2019

[Charlie @haychuck]

@simpixelated Couldn’t justify picking up any of that Belching. But if you find out where Garbage is being poured soon, I’m all in

[Charlie @haychuck]

#beer #rant providing a limited release labeled as a mistake or failure (Belching Beaver - Fall of Troy), why am I paying $16 for a 4-pack? Shouldn’t this cost $5?

[Charlie @haychuck]

Can we be done crowbarring [“and it just may” + speculation] into headlines? Does everything have to be clickbait?

[Charlie @haychuck]

Just make great content 🤬

[Martin MacDonald @searchmartin]

Holy F*ck: 🤔🤔🤔 How do I get *Google's official Twitter* profiles to start promoting my affiliate hijacking plugin then? Seems.... Odd?

cc @searchliaison @dannysullivan

[John Paulsen @4for4_John]

Pretty much sums up today.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

Imagine not allowing the Saints to get to the Super Bowl because you thought this wasn’t a penalty

[Charlie @haychuck]

Good afternoon, let’s spark that joy

[Charlie @haychuck]

@ManMadeMoon “Rarely fun” is probably your kids assessment of you too.

[Charlie @haychuck]

Parking tickets count as “donations”, right?

[CNBC @CNBC]

The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt https://t.co/GLRCp1rfey

[Charlie @haychuck]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[Larry Kim @larrykim]

👏This guy decided to play along with an 'Internet scammer'. He couldn't have predicted where it would lead him

[Charlie @haychuck]

@YahooFantasy higher upside this week, Ingram or Murray? #AskFFL

[Charlie @haychuck]

@4for4_Josh @4for4football Congrats Josh!

[Charlie @haychuck]

And I say that as someone who has no shame in cracking open a bud light

[Charlie @haychuck]

Bud Light’s new tag line is “for the many, not the few” and I can’t think of a phrase that’s so off the mark and at the same time so perfect