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[- @haydennking]

“I told you not to eat it- like death by pasta”

[- @haydennking]

“I really hope they’re good at driving this plane because I’m not putting my seatbelt on”

[Sheldon Puck @PuckSheldon]

TIP TOEING IN MY JORDANS (kidding dont wanna crease em )

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Premonition

[savannah montano @savmontano]

the fact that girls get their periods at the same time when they’re around each other is still the craziest thing to me

[- @haydennking]

@Sheldon_Puck Where you can find a dice game at anytime of the night🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mohamad @thatguymoe_07]

I saw my own jacket in my gf’s closet and she really had the nerve to tell me “you can wear it for a little if you want” like what?????

[$helby $weetheart @ShelbsDobbs]

Cardi B did an interview about offset cheating and said “I’m not even worried about it, he’s gonna go from this to what?? What’s better then me??” And that energy is wtf I’m talking about

[- @haydennking]

My boyfriend is gone for a week and I can’t stop binge watching romantic comedies and missing him lmao

[pooh @tumpe_]

“You bringing up old shit” no bitch I’m exposing a pattern.

[Lola 🌺 @_gwopgoddess]

professor in August: your paper is due in December but do not wait until then to start
me this morning:

[゜⋆ ✧ as above *̣̩ ʍolǝq os ☽⋆゜ @jezebel_addams]

smacking my ass during sex is old news . toss me out of a window if youre really about it .

[kaela @kaelamarie7]

*pulls long hair off of my bf knowing good and well it’s mine*

my brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

me: which one of your hoes did this come from

[aidan @AIDAN]

It’s not even halloween and i’m already dressed as a dumb bitch