hhaiychh

[Alex Turk @TurkTalksFC]

LMAO. You can TASTE the bitterness, my word.

Fuming that transfer leaks are a thing of the past. Love it.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[NJB @nigel_b_golf]

This bloke has zero understanding of the the gravitas of what he’s just said. By the letter of the law according to FIFA, the USMNT should be removed from the WC and Infantino should be removed from position as president.

He’s actually stitched them all up.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

£85m for a player who...

Has back to back relegations

Isn't within his countries top 26 players considered for a World Cup place.

Didn't win West Ham's player of the season

🤯

[Paul @Paul_Lfc4]

Sorry how big is that mug he's drinking out of on 29 seconds???

[Manchester United @ManUtd_ID]

MR11 ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Buvey @lawrence_bury]

Dan Burn over Maguire is a huge mistake
No Hall or Shaw is a huge mistake
Madueke over Palmer and Foden is a huge mistake
Henderson is a huge mistake

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

No Lewis Hall is borderline treason. Can the king not step in?

[h @htomufc]

Managers not wearing suits in cup finals pisses me off more than it should

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

Brand Beckham got so commercial BIG world wide that people forget how much of an absolute baller David Beckham was....

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Call me crazy but if I was a Premier League manager, I would simply instruct my goalkeeper to not pass the ball directly to an opponent 10 yards from goal

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

MY CLUB ❤️🔴

[Felix @hfc_felix]

Prefer my Prime Minister to be having a kick about with his pals than blowing up schools in the Middle East tbh.

[hhaiychh @haydnpheath]

@OrmeHarry Feel like they’re just hiring actors to ‘tick a box’/‘meet quotas’ nowadays. Got 3 perfectly good actors who have been there and done it and they’ve just been dropped to please the next generation just hope Stuart, Kevin and Bob find their calling

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

Well done to @AdamMcKola for challenging Scholes on his shit behaviour. 👏

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

Worst thing you can do as a foreign manager when the team isn’t playing well is to go to war with an academy graduate, especially one the fans rate 🤣🤣🤣

[hhaiychh @haydnpheath]

👏🏻

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[Luciano @lucian0j]

The double pivot vs Burnley