Codey Hayek

Most of my tweets are about food...

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Do you know how hard it is to average a triple double on 2k?

[bridget x @bridgetxkate]

Aemond after fucking up #HouseoftheDragon

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Ok that’s enough Elton John remix songs, god forbid a musical artist had an original thought.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

More kids shouldve died in the Stranger Things finale. F them kids.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Classic Todd Packer #TheOffice

[TMZ @TMZ]

ICYMI: "Anchorman" star David Koechner has been charged with DUI and hit-and-run https://t.co/CorYRK51a5

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Ironically, New Girl would be so much better if Jess died in the first episode.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

RIP to one of the greatest.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Where the riots for Betty Whites death meeting up?

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Kate Bosworth in Blue Crush is a defining moment to my childhood

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

You say the whole world's drowning, like I give a shit

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

everybody today

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

LMAOOOO

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

The best part of fall is seeing all the wasps get weak and suffer as it gets colder.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

I only play the lottery if its over $100 million. The fuck im going to do with $12 million dollars? Don't waste my time.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

If my grandkids take a selfie with me on my death bed and post it on social media for likes, I swear to christ I'm coming back from hell to haunt them.

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

@QAndera Plot twist: Q was the old man

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

An old man gave me some advice today.

"Don't retire early and end up spending all your time with your wife, its not worth it."

Ive been married 7 months and I understand completely.

[Community @CommunityTV]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

When your friends, coworkers, grandparents etc, don't agree with your TV show preferences. #community #rickAndMorty

[tubi original movie villain @paulycristo]

how u gonna be called robinhood then shutdown when robin hood shit starts happening

[Codey Hayek @hayekcodey24]

Sooo what's the gender? We gotta hit him with a steal chair next to find out?