hayls

i’m lack toes and talented // venmo: hsapferg

[hayls @hayferg_]

i pray to God that i marry the right person and never have to put my kids and myself through a divorce

[Chants Up! @ChantsUp]

GIVEAWAY to celebrate a new Chanticleer Football 🏈 season! Leaving this one up until after the game.

Repost this and 1 person will win this one of a kind custom mini helmet (Will DM for delivery info, may need to follow for msg) #ChantsUp 👌

[hayls @hayferg_]

If anything I think jimmy looks like Oh from the movie Home… I said what I said

[hayls @hayferg_]

@coastalmkt what’s wrong with this picture? asking for a friend

[hayls @hayferg_]

@d0minicccc it’s not so bad if you go on a regular night

[Tate McRae @tatemcrae]

sometimes i wanna cry but i’ve got shit to do

[Madie Moon | Real Estate @REALTORMadie]

Pickle juice is made to be drank, I said what I said.

[𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦 🇬🇭 @jxnnyway]

If we’re talking horror movies, psychological horror is way better than jump scare horror

[abby @dortonabby]

I constantly think about crab rangoon. It crosses my mind at least once a day. That would be my death row meal 100%.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

[erin💛 @erin_oconnorr]

yall help a girl out ‼️ @MichelobULTRA

[DA HOTTEST 🌶♨️🔥 @princexarolina]

✨Restart is now available on all platforms ✨

[hayls @hayferg_]

celebrities poop too

[hayls @hayferg_]

@_jentry @big_shmeet i always do 10% bc yeah you’re just picking it up but the server working togo that day is still only making tips

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

What the actual fuck. These kids man, my heart breaks for every single one of them. Worked their asses of every single week for it all to be striped from them. This one hurts man this hurts a lot.

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

Also co-champs? Wtf is that bull shit. These kids aren’t 9 years old you don’t have to make everyone feel good. We already beat those losers once this year we would’ve done it again. Ranked 12 in the nation. 11-0. FUCK YOUR RULES SUNBELT!!! I DECLARE COASTAL SUNBELT CHAMPS

[hayls @hayferg_]

here’s a game: go down the men’s deodorant isle and blindly smell different old spice deodorants and see which one gives you the worst ptsd :)

[hayls @hayferg_]

Thank you @muscadinebline for spending 1,890 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/cakA8zMQF8